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[email protected] June 1st, 2013 03:27 AM

a cruise around the world?
 
Princess cruise lines plans to go around the globe in 2015. I am for
sure going but I need someone to come with me. male or female it
doesnt matter just no fags. lesbians are ok. it will be a 111 day
cruise and it costs about 25 k for a window room. Who wants to go with
me??

[email protected] June 1st, 2013 04:51 AM

a cruise around the world?
 
On Friday, May 31, 2013 7:27:04 PM UTC-7, wrote:
Princess cruise lines plans to go around the globe in 2015. I am for

sure going but I need someone to come with me. male or female it

doesnt matter just no fags. lesbians are ok. it will be a 111 day

cruise and it costs about 25 k for a window room. Who wants to go with

me??


You know what's worse than going alone? Going with someone you don't get along with. 111 days sharing what some would consider a fair sized closet can become a real hellhole. Heck, there are cases of wives being given the ol' heave-ho on three day cruises, let alone four months.

I like to fantasize about cruises like that. I'll investigate all the ports of calls. From what to do to the homicide rate. How easy is it to rent a car in Corinto, Nicaragua or what does a beer cost in Bora Bora, French Polynesia? The fantasy can be much better than the reality.

A single man should do well on a cruise. Plenty of single older ladies looking for a dance partner. I know of women who'll eat in their rooms rather than be seated alone for dinner. If you own a tuxedo, don't drink much, loved your mother and can be a good listener, you shouldn't have much trouble finding a rich widow to pay YOUR way.

Christine Cruiser June 7th, 2013 06:52 AM

a cruise around the world?
 
On Fri, 31 May 2013 21:27:04 -0500, wrote:

lesbians are ok


Contact info?

]v[etaphoid[_3_] June 7th, 2013 03:01 PM

a cruise around the world?
 
On 01/06/13 13:51, wrote:
On Friday, May 31, 2013 7:27:04 PM UTC-7, wrote:
Princess cruise lines plans to go around the globe in 2015. I am for

sure going but I need someone to come with me. male or female it

doesnt matter just no fags. lesbians are ok. it will be a 111 day

cruise and it costs about 25 k for a window room. Who wants to go with

me??


You know what's worse than going alone? Going with someone you don't get along with. 111 days sharing what some would consider a fair sized closet can become a real hellhole. Heck, there are cases of wives being given the ol' heave-ho on three day cruises, let alone four months.

I like to fantasize about cruises like that. I'll investigate all the ports of calls. From what to do to the homicide rate. How easy is it to rent a car in Corinto, Nicaragua or what does a beer cost in Bora Bora, French Polynesia? The fantasy can be much better than the reality.

A single man should do well on a cruise. Plenty of single older ladies looking for a dance partner. I know of women who'll eat in their rooms rather than be seated alone for dinner. If you own a tuxedo, don't drink much, loved your mother and can be a good listener, you shouldn't have much trouble finding a rich widow to pay YOUR way.


Would I be expected to go down?


Observant Lurker June 20th, 2013 02:32 AM

a cruise around the world?
 
On May 31 2013 11:27 PM, bilgat wrote:

Princess cruise lines plans to go around the globe in 2015. I am for
sure going but I need someone to come with me. male or female it
doesnt matter just no fags. lesbians are ok. it will be a 111 day
cruise and it costs about 25 k for a window room. Who wants to go with
me??


sounds good to me. I'll respect your privacy, so just fork over the 25K
for my fare and away we go.
I'll drink; dance and party till the cows come home with the rich old
ladies. I like fun and plenty of action.

" All Muslims are not terrorist's, but so far, all terrorists have been
Muslims".



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