Americans putting their feet up everywhere
 

Jack Campin - bogus address wrote:

(The absolute dirtiest footwear in the known universe is the classic
Australian "thong" or NZ "jandal" - the space between your big toe
and its neighbour ends up as black as printers ink and the sole
smells like a condom somebody's dick died in).

I can accept that you know how black printer's ink is but I'm not so
sure about the second simile: do you know what you're talking about?

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PB
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