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[email protected] September 10th, 2013 01:04 AM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
is there anyone in the southern US that wants to go on a cruise
leaving from new orleans? going in 2s is always cheaper. Please no gay
men. I just dont want to have to deal with that bull****.

Christine Cruiser September 10th, 2013 06:14 AM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Mon, 09 Sep 2013 19:04:37 -0500, wrote:

is there anyone in the southern US that wants to go on a cruise
leaving from new orleans? going in 2s is always cheaper. Please no gay
men. I just dont want to have to deal with that bull****.


I'm in. Send a wire transfer for $100,000 and for 7 days, I'll ****
your lights out.

CC

[email protected] September 10th, 2013 02:40 PM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Tue, 10 Sep 2013 01:14:29 -0400, Christine Cruiser
wrote:

On Mon, 09 Sep 2013 19:04:37 -0500, wrote:

is there anyone in the southern US that wants to go on a cruise
leaving from new orleans? going in 2s is always cheaper. Please no gay
men. I just dont want to have to deal with that bull****.


I'm in. Send a wire transfer for $100,000 and for 7 days, I'll ****
your lights out.

CC


uhh that is not at all what I am looking for sorry.

[email protected] September 10th, 2013 03:45 PM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Mon, 09 Sep 2013 19:04:37 -0500, wrote:

is there anyone in the southern US that wants to go on a cruise
leaving from new orleans? going in 2s is always cheaper. Please no gay
men. I just dont want to have to deal with that bull****.


Nevermind cancel request I will go alone

[email protected] September 10th, 2013 11:03 PM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Monday, September 9, 2013 5:04:37 PM UTC-7, wrote:
is there anyone in the southern US that wants to go on a cruise

leaving from New Orleans? going in 2s is always cheaper. Please no gay

men. I just don't want to have to deal with that bull****.


No gay men? I guess the homos will be so disappointed. What happens if the steward or waiter is gay? I'd hate to deal with it if you had some kind of gay rage flip out. There seems to be a certain gay erotica associated with men in big ships, away at sea for extended periods of time, showering and sleeping in close quarters... Why do you think it was called "Moby" Dick?

[email protected] September 10th, 2013 11:18 PM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Monday, September 9, 2013 10:14:29 PM UTC-7, Christine Cruiser wrote:


I'm in. Send a wire transfer for $100,000 and for 7 days, I'll ****

your lights out.



When I worked at a dirty bookstore, some customer came up to me and asked, "Where can I meet girls like this? It has been a dream my whole life to be with a girl like this." He pointed at pictures in a bondage magazine. I told him, "There are girls' phone numbers in the back of the magazine." He said, "No, those girls charge money." I replied, " I thought this was the dream of your life." It just made me want to throw up to hear him say, "Some of them (the women) want to charge me $100!"

So, I'm thinking, even if you are slightly above average in good looks; the most you could charge is $700. I'm talking traveling companion only. Maybe a glimpse of a breast, the inadvertent sight of a thigh-- after all, you'll be traveling standard cabin. But sex, sex should never be sold cheap.

[email protected] September 10th, 2013 11:35 PM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:18:16 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Monday, September 9, 2013 10:14:29 PM UTC-7, Christine Cruiser wrote:


I'm in. Send a wire transfer for $100,000 and for 7 days, I'll ****

your lights out.



When I worked at a dirty bookstore, some customer came up to me and asked,

"Where can I meet girls like this? It has been a dream my whole life
to be with a girl like this." He pointed at pictures in a bondage
magazine. I told him, "There are girls' phone numbers in the back of
the magazine." He said, "No, those girls charge money." I replied, " I
thought this was the dream of your life." It just made me want to
throw up to hear him say, "Some of them (the women) want to charge me
$100!"

So, I'm thinking, even if you are slightly above average in good looks; the

most you could charge is $700. I'm talking traveling companion only.
Maybe a glimpse of a breast, the inadvertent sight of a thigh-- after
all, you'll be traveling standard cabin. But sex, sex should never be
sold cheap.






are you retarded? Last cruise I went on I was in the room 15 minutes a
day for a shower and about 5 hours a night to sleep. That was all I
dont even want a traveling companion I dont want a buddy to talk to.
Matter of fact I would not even want to see you. Get off you high
horse and stop thinking you are so special becaue you are a female.
You are worth no more than I or anyone else

[email protected] September 10th, 2013 11:36 PM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:03:22 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Monday, September 9, 2013 5:04:37 PM UTC-7, wrote:
is there anyone in the southern US that wants to go on a cruise

leaving from New Orleans? going in 2s is always cheaper. Please no gay

men. I just don't want to have to deal with that bull****.


No gay men? I guess the homos will be so disappointed. What

happens if the steward or waiter is gay? I'd hate to deal with it if
you had some kind of gay rage flip out. There seems to be a certain
gay erotica associated with men in big ships, away at sea for extended
periods of time, showering and sleeping in close quarters... Why do
you think it was called "Moby" Dick?




I mean seriouslly are you retarded?

Brian[_1_] September 11th, 2013 03:56 AM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:36:32 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:03:22 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Monday, September 9, 2013 5:04:37 PM UTC-7, wrote:
is there anyone in the southern US that wants to go on a cruise

leaving from New Orleans? going in 2s is always cheaper. Please no gay

men. I just don't want to have to deal with that bull****.


No gay men? I guess the homos will be so disappointed. What

happens if the steward or waiter is gay? I'd hate to deal with it if
you had some kind of gay rage flip out. There seems to be a certain
gay erotica associated with men in big ships, away at sea for extended
periods of time, showering and sleeping in close quarters... Why do
you think it was called "Moby" Dick?




I mean seriouslly are you retarded?


Just a troll.

Christine Cruiser September 29th, 2013 04:55 PM

anyone in the southern USA?
 
On Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:18:16 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Monday, September 9, 2013 10:14:29 PM UTC-7, Christine Cruiser wrote:


I'm in. Send a wire transfer for $100,000 and for 7 days, I'll ****

your lights out.


When I worked at a dirty bookstore, some customer came up to me and
asked, "Where can I meet girls like this? It has been a dream my
whole life to be with a girl like this." He pointed at pictures in
a bondage magazine. I told him, "There are girls' phone numbers in
the back of the magazine." He said, "No, those girls charge money."
I replied, " I thought this was the dream of your life." It just
made me want to throw up to hear him say, "Some of them (the women)
want to charge me $100!"

So, I'm thinking, even if you are slightly above average in good
looks; the most you could charge is $700. I'm talking traveling
companion only. Maybe a glimpse of a breast, the inadvertent sight
of a thigh-- after all, you'll be traveling standard cabin. But
sex, sex should never be sold cheap.


Oh that. Then grab it and pull it, I'm not interested.

CC


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