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Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 19th, 2008 06:39 AM

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On Jan 17, 10:11 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 17, 9:50 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD

" wrote:
On Jan 17, 8:43 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 17, 12:20 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 16, 11:28 pm, achtung wrote:


our virgins are in parliament


because they are so ugly, they must be virgins, eh?


They don't believe in having sex. It ruins their hymen.


are dark skin chinese women better in bed the light skin chinese woman?


Once you turn off the light, they are all the same.


besides, i like to keep the light on.

rst0wxyz January 19th, 2008 07:12 AM

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On Jan 18, 10:39*pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 17, 10:11 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
besides, i like to keep the light on.


Does your wife have pubic hair, dr ira?

RichAsianKid January 19th, 2008 07:21 AM

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On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:



On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** hole"


wrote:
always better give hard cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. Quoted before -http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:

"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.

Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China. And invariably they have masseuse services.
Variety may be more limited, but try them out - look for one who's
attractive and then make her an offer she can't refuse. It's actually
easier done than said. :)

Also, if blondes and Nordics are OK with you, you may want to try
these tour packages out.

http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html

Finally, if delayed gratification beckons. Wait a few years and.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfzbQEDzqU

Hope that helps.

Cheers & Happy Hunting,
RichAsianKid

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 19th, 2008 04:28 PM

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On Jan 18, 11:12 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 18, 10:39 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD

" wrote:
On Jan 17, 10:11 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
besides, i like to keep the light on.


Does your wife have pubic hair, dr ira?


no, i make her wax her puddy.

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"Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD "
kirjoitti
...
On Jan 18, 11:12 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 18, 10:39 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD

" wrote:
On Jan 17, 10:11 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
besides, i like to keep the light on.


Does your wife have pubic hair, dr ira?


no, i make her wax her puddy.



Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 19th, 2008 04:33 PM

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On Jan 18, 11:21 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD



" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:


On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** hole"


wrote:
always better give hard cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. Quoted before -http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:

"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.

Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China. And invariably they have masseuse services.
Variety may be more limited, but try them out - look for one who's
attractive and then make her an offer she can't refuse. It's actually
easier done than said. :)

Also, if blondes and Nordics are OK with you, you may want to try
these tour packages out.

http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html

do they have an economy $25 package for somebody who doesn't need to
sleep over?

rst0wxyz January 19th, 2008 04:35 PM

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On Jan 18, 11:21*pm, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD





" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:


On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** *hole"


wrote:
always better *give *hard *cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. *Quoted before -http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. *Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? *Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
* *http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. *anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:

"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.

Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China.


5-star hotels in China cost the same as 5-star hotels in the U.S. and
they are run the same way.

And invariably they have masseuse services.


There is no such thing.

You must be talking from your own experience, RAT, cheap hotels and
ugly woman.

Variety may be more limited, but try them out - look for one who's
attractive and then make her an offer she can't refuse. It's actually
easier done than said. *:)

Also, if blondes and Nordics are OK with you, you may want to try
these tour packages out.

* *http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html

Finally, if delayed gratification beckons. Wait a few years and.....

* *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfzbQEDzqU

Hope that helps.

Cheers & Happy Hunting,
RichAsianKid- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -



Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 19th, 2008 04:44 PM

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On Jan 19, 8:35 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 18, 11:21 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:



On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:


On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** hole"


wrote:
always better give hard cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. Quoted before -http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:


"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.


Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China.


5-star hotels in China cost the same as 5-star hotels in the U.S. and
they are run the same way.

And invariably they have masseuse services.


There is no such thing.

You must be talking from your own experience, RAT, cheap hotels and
ugly woman.

Variety may be more limited, but try them out - look for one who's
attractive and then make her an offer she can't refuse. It's actually
easier done than said. :)


Also, if blondes and Nordics are OK with you, you may want to try
these tour packages out.


http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html


Finally, if delayed gratification beckons. Wait a few years and.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfzbQEDzqU


Hope that helps.


Cheers & Happy Hunting,
RichAsianKid- Hide quoted text -


rak is correct. you can have any woman in chinese hotel for US$5

rst0wxyz January 19th, 2008 04:48 PM

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On Jan 19, 8:44*am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 19, 8:35 am, rst0wxyz wrote:





On Jan 18, 11:21 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:


On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:


On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** *hole"


wrote:
always better *give *hard *cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. *Quoted before -http://www..forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. *Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? *Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
* *http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. *anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:


"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.


Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China.


5-star hotels in China cost the same as 5-star hotels in the U.S. and
they are run the same way.


And invariably they have masseuse services.


There is no such thing.


You must be talking from your own experience, RAT, cheap hotels and
ugly woman.


Variety may be more limited, but try them out - look for one who's
attractive and then make her an offer she can't refuse. It's actually
easier done than said. *:)


Also, if blondes and Nordics are OK with you, you may want to try
these tour packages out.


* *http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html


Finally, if delayed gratification beckons. Wait a few years and.....


* *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfzbQEDzqU


Hope that helps.


Cheers & Happy Hunting,
RichAsianKid- Hide quoted text -


rak is correct. *you can have any woman in chinese hotel for US$5


There is no such thing.

RichAsianKid January 19th, 2008 11:17 PM

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On Jan 19, 11:35 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 18, 11:21 wrote:



On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:


On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** hole"


wrote:
always better give hard cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. Quoted before -http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:


"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.


Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China.


5-star hotels in China cost the same as 5-star hotels in the U.S. and
they are run the same way.


Oh really!!!??? Just out of curiosity I looked up hotel rates in
Beijing, you know, the city where the 2008 Olympics is taking place.

Sample of some 5-star 'standard' & 'business' or 'deluxe' suites:

Let's take the Holiday Inn Crown Plaza Beijing, 5 stars thru & thru!!
Deluxe Room is 874 RMB -- That's a measly $120 bucks!

Excuse me, but is that really really how much *5 star* hotels in
America (or Europe) cost in their major cities? Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
We're talking about BEIJING not Chinese some PooPoo shantytown here!

Here're a few mo
5 star International Hotel Beijing - $110 US (business room)
5 star King Wing Hotel Beijing - $83 US (standard room) - yep, a 5-
star Hotel in China is like American Motel rates!!
5 star Mariott Hotel Beijing - $154 US (standard room) - ouch! This
one's soooooo out-of-reach!

Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)

Please! Stop sugarcoating China. Anyone who has ever visited China
even in the most cursory fashion knows just how cheap China (still)
is.

As for service, they're actually not that bad. A fake smile's for sure
better than a Hindu snub, like what you typically get in American
motels I was told. Add in the under-the-table masseuse transactions
and minus the warm water in marble shower stalls that never come I say
service comes out even.



And invariably they have masseuse services.


There is no such thing.


Pay more next time at your hotel "reflexology" counter and see what
you can get.

You must be talking from your own experience, RAT, cheap hotels and
ugly woman.


The euphemism is that they're 5-stars and Chinese. ;)



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