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[email protected] January 10th, 2008 03:34 PM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new home should
be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired of the cold? Tired of
the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US! Be warm! All year round! Wear
shorts! Get a tan! Feel great! Move to Orlando, Florida!
http://www.your-new-home-in-florida.com

Runge 9 January 10th, 2008 08:40 PM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
Traffic jams on International Drive...

a écrit dans le message de
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Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new home should
be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired of the cold? Tired of
the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US! Be warm! All year round! Wear
shorts! Get a tan! Feel great! Move to Orlando, Florida!
http://www.your-new-home-in-florida.com



Rog' January 10th, 2008 11:49 PM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
wrote:
Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new
home should be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired
of the cold? Tired of the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US!
Be warm! All year round! Wear shorts! Get a tan! Feel great!


Schools are crappy. Roads are crappy. Its muggy. Its buggy.
With global warming and hurricanes, your house will fall down
or wash away. And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.



Brian[_1_] January 11th, 2008 01:11 AM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:

Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.

Les January 11th, 2008 06:41 AM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
Rog' wrote:
wrote:

Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new
home should be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired
of the cold? Tired of the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US!
Be warm! All year round! Wear shorts! Get a tan! Feel great!



Schools are crappy. Roads are crappy. Its muggy. Its buggy.
With global warming and hurricanes, your house will fall down
or wash away. And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.


I surely will.

Rog' January 11th, 2008 01:16 PM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
"Les" wrote:
Rog' wrote:
Schools are crappy. Roads are crappy. Its muggy. Its buggy.
With global warming and hurricanes, your house will fall down
or wash away. And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.


I surely will.


Of course, you are welcome to drop a bundle visiting the Mouse
and Shamu.



Sarah Banick January 11th, 2008 02:40 PM

New Home in FLORIDA
 

"Les" wrote in message
news:7cEhj.51168$8Z1.22654@trnddc05...
Rog' wrote:
wrote:

Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new
home should be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired
of the cold? Tired of the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US!
Be warm! All year round! Wear shorts! Get a tan! Feel great!



And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.

I surely will.


"They're ugly and square, they don't belong there. They look a lot better as
beer cans." - J. Buffett



AZ Nomad January 11th, 2008 05:51 PM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:11:52 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:


Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.

sounds like L.A.

Brian[_1_] January 12th, 2008 12:31 AM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:51:20 -0000, AZ Nomad
wrote:

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:11:52 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:


Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.

sounds like L.A.


Los Angeles or Louisiana? Los Angeles doesn't get hurricanes and I
don't know about the bugs.


AZ Nomad January 12th, 2008 12:48 AM

New Home in FLORIDA
 
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:31:48 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:51:20 -0000, AZ Nomad
wrote:


On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:11:52 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:


Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.

sounds like L.A.


Los Angeles or Louisiana? Los Angeles doesn't get hurricanes and I
don't know about the bugs.


L.A. gets cockroaches from slumlords. I guess I'd have to substitute
mudslides for hurricanes.


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