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Jim Dutton September 9th, 2003 04:38 PM

NAAFA's Airline Tips for Fat People
 
In article .rogers.com,
Deep Fish out of Korea wrote:

GW wrote in message
.. .
Crash Street Kidd wrote:

In article ogers.com,

Deep
Fish out of Korea says...



...and now forging posts.

You think the sawed off little runling may be a tad upset?

LOL

DFooK

GW wrote in message
. ..
"Deep Fish out of Korea" wrote:
GW wrote
"Deep Fish out of Korea" wrote:
GW wrote
"Supergoof" wrote:

Should parents also pay extra for making other passengers put

up
with their
obnoxious children?

Maybe you should call the whaaaaaaambulance.

People have more choice in whether or not to have kids than fat
people do in
whether or not they lose weight.

If you're going to force parents with obnoxious kids to
charter their own plane, it's not too much to as somebody
whose butt's too big to fit in one seat to buy two.

Mikey's just sore because the pilots keep sending the stewardesses
back to
ask him if "the little boy" wants to come up to see a real

cockpit.

Congratulations. You've made griffinTHAL look like a
competent flamer.

ps griffinthal -- STUPID

My wife wants to go down on you, mikey. She's tired of not
being able to find my willie between all my rolls of fat.

Tell her to email me and we'll see what we can arrange.

miguel

FYI Mikey, I cold be three times your mass and still have a normal BMI.

It's
called height.

Do you think short people are descended from hobbits?

Crash Street Kidd


CRASH, DID JESUS WANT YOU TO BE HAPPILY MARRIED FOR LESS
THAN A WEEK? OR DID HE WANT YOUR EX WIFE TO BE FILLED WITH
REMORSE EVEN BEFORE SAYING "I DO"?

miguel


Hey, little guy, your envy is showing.

Don't lose hope though - you too can someday have a wife/sexual partner (or
close substitute). ASk your Fart-donor pal Dutton.


Yes I suggest you do the same as dfook mantits. Go to a poor country
like Korea and drag some hard up hooker home. Chicks love fat guys
with man breasts ask his wife.

Nekulturny skank Russian Mafia doxies are a drug on the market. Even cheaper
if they come with whelps attached.


But ask her fast as she won't be there long. When he denies shes Korean
just laugh at his embarrassment. Hell just take her. Save your self the
transport.

You need not be a dwarf-virgin ALL your life.


dfook why don't you kick his ass? Oh forgot about you being a total pussy.

-Jeem, HTH Mantits

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