A Christmas tribute to Lumpy Potatohead AKA Karen Anderson
 

Let's all get into the Christmas spirit and sing a happy holiday
carol.

(Sung to the tune Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

Karen the fat ass stalker
was a very ugly cow
and if you ever saw her
you'd readily agree and how

All of her other neighbors
squealed on the crazy bitch
the landlord took exception
so Karen sleeps in a ditch

And then one night when Anderson
was hopped up on Codine
she logged onto the world wide web
and emailed pics of her legs wide spread

Now all the folks on usenet
are horrified beyond mere words
nobody ever suspected
she was such a filthy turd