what to do when ...
 

a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!

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"4000 psi" wrote in message
news:PDeTb.16142$tP1.2668@fed1read07...
a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it
acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!

No - just sit there and do nothing to ensure that you're not sued
posthumously for assault
Troll!

Regards

David Bennetts

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in article , David Bennetts at
wrote on 2/1/04 6:19 PM:


"4000 psi" wrote in message
news:PDeTb.16142$tP1.2668@fed1read07...
a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire

I wouldn't worry about a shoe's soul......now if someone is messing with its
SOLE that might be a different story....

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in article PDeTb.16142$tP1.2668@fed1read07, 4000 psi at
wrote on 2/1/04 5:58 PM:

a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!





I was on the first America-bound UA flight out of Melbourne after 9/11/01
(or 11/9/01 if you insist)....the pilot in command (who made a point of
coming through the cabin to talk to the pax, who naturally were mostly
American) had been hired by the PIC of the plane that crashed in
Pennsylvania. He didn't quite go this far, but one of his colleagues
apparently had some thoughts on this topic:

http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/pilot564.html

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Raffi Balmanoukian a
wrote in
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in article , David Bennetts at
wrote on 2/1/04 6:19 PM:


"4000 psi" wrote in message
news:PDeTb.16142$tP1.2668@fed1read07...
a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside
his coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire

I wouldn't worry about a shoe's soul......now if someone is messing
with its SOLE that might be a different story....


Still insistent on literate net-users, Raffi? I gave up on that years ago.

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very encouraging, i'll have to carry on some "throwables" ... may be even
practice tossing the Mrs. and the ankle biter


"Raffi Balmanoukian" a
wrote in message
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in article PDeTb.16142$tP1.2668@fed1read07, 4000 psi at
wrote on 2/1/04 5:58 PM:

a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it
acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to
the
head ... please advise?!





I was on the first America-bound UA flight out of Melbourne after 9/11/01
(or 11/9/01 if you insist)....the pilot in command (who made a point of
coming through the cabin to talk to the pax, who naturally were mostly
American) had been hired by the PIC of the plane that crashed in
Pennsylvania. He didn't quite go this far, but one of his colleagues
apparently had some thoughts on this topic:

http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/pilot564.html

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"David Bennetts" wrote in message
...

"4000 psi" wrote in message
news:PDeTb.16142$tP1.2668@fed1read07...
a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it
acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to
the
head ... please advise?!

No - just sit there and do nothing to ensure that you're not sued
posthumously for assault

that is exactly what my attorney said :(

Troll!

not me!


Regards

David Bennetts

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"Raffi Balmanoukian" a
wrote in message
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in article , David Bennetts at
wrote on 2/1/04 6:19 PM:


"4000 psi" wrote in message
news:PDeTb.16142$tP1.2668@fed1read07...
a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside
his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire

I wouldn't worry about a shoe's soul......now if someone is messing with
its
SOLE that might be a different story....

damn spell-checkers

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On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 13:58:02 -0800, "4000 psi"
wrote:

a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!

I think you should run a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe of your car
into the inside of your car, start the engine and then sit there and
suck in the fumes.

Dave

=====

NSW Rural Fire Service - become a volunteer today.

http://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/

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don't have a car what to do?

"Dave Proctor" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 13:58:02 -0800, "4000 psi"
wrote:

a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it
acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!

I think you should run a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe of your car
into the inside of your car, start the engine and then sit there and
suck in the fumes.

Dave

=====

NSW Rural Fire Service - become a volunteer today.

http://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/