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RichAsianKid January 20th, 2008 08:41 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 2:58 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 2:13 am, RichAsianKid wrote:



On Jan 20, 5:00 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:47 am, RichAsianKid wrote:


On Jan 20, 2:29 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)


China's cheap and affordable. If you're the head of the tourist bureau
you might even want to promote that fact. May be you already are. But
cheap China = More Tourism. China's selling point is that it's cheap.
Like Chinese goods. Even if they're toxic, even if they're poisoned.
Like it or not, it's good biz, and good for China.


1) beijing IS shanty town. hotels in hong kong are much much higher
priced.
2) beijing is cheap because nobody wants to go there.
3) these "rates" do not include the hidden surprise charge of room
tax, water tax, and how much you have to bribe the concierge to turn
on the hot water and swat the giant cockroach.
4) oh yeah, you have to keep bribing everyone if you want to catch a
cab, or get bottled water.


Agree with (1), (2), conditional (3) with caveat that there's some
hidden sex tax, and (4).


so is there any skiing near beijing? is skiing the new "people's
pasttime"?


Not in Beijing 2008. Chinese will be busy fleecing "foreigners".


come ow, beijing is near siberia. gotta be lots of mountains for
skiing. if no skiing, we'll take a plane over to mongolia, where
skiing and scenery is cheap. anyone with travel advice beijing --
mongolia trips?


Chinese will still be busy fleecing foreigners.


but the foreigners have the last laugh because we always walk away
with the chinese woman, bwahahahaah.


As they quip, "show Chinese women foreign money and they spread like
peanut butter".

The jackpot for any mainland Chinese is an American passport!

rst0wxyz January 20th, 2008 08:52 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 12:41*pm, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 20, 2:58 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
but the foreigners have the last laugh because we always walk away
with the chinese woman, bwahahahaah.


As they quip, "show Chinese women foreign money and they spread like
peanut butter".


Show American women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show British women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Russian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Japanese women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Canadian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
.
.
.

The jackpot for any mainland Chinese is an American passport!


Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 11:19 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 12:52 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:41 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:

On Jan 20, 2:58 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
but the foreigners have the last laugh because we always walk away
with the chinese woman, bwahahahaah.


As they quip, "show Chinese women foreign money and they spread like
peanut butter".


Show American women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show British women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Russian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Japanese women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Canadian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
.
.
.



The jackpot for any mainland Chinese is an American passport!


show chinese-american woman a white man ...

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 11:20 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 12:02 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 20, 11:57 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD

" wrote:
On Jan 20, 9:55 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
Yeah, talk to kangarooistan. He'll sell you a second hand camel real
cheap, cheap, cheap.


why do chinese need to constantly put down its neighbors? no wonder
everyone around the world despise chinese.


Because that was Confucius value, that "China has everything under
heaven" and no one has anything better. Even today, Chinese people
still say the "foreign devils don't know anything".


yeah, at the same time their mothers talk bad on foreign barbarians,
their daughters do anything to land one and a US passport. such a
dishonest 2-face society.

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 11:23 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 12:02 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 20, 11:57 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD

" wrote:
On Jan 20, 9:55 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
Yeah, talk to kangarooistan. He'll sell you a second hand camel real
cheap, cheap, cheap.


why do chinese need to constantly put down its neighbors? no wonder
everyone around the world despise chinese.


Because that was Confucius value, that "China has everything under
heaven" and no one has anything better. Even today, Chinese people
still say the "foreign devils don't know anything".


if china is so much better than its neighbors, why don't indians,
pakis, mongolians, japanese, vietnamese, south koreans, or russians
sneak into china? everyone wants to sneak into USA but nobody wants
to sneak into china except nortth koreans, and everyone knows north
koreans don't plan to stay long.

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 11:24 PM

hookers in china
 
On Jan 20, 12:05 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 20, 1:59 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD

" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:37 am, RichAsianKid wrote:
And if what you told us is true, your wife is behaving like some
whore. Though considering she's Chinese you probably can't expect much
more.


china does have an ACLU -- it's that cult religious organization,
forgot its name.


Chinese people are born followers, and Confucius set the rules to
follow.


this is true. when KFC set up shop in china, millions of chinese
follow into fried chicken. next, starbucks set up shop in china, and
millions start to drink coffee.

rst0wxyz January 20th, 2008 11:29 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 3:19*pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:52 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:





On Jan 20, 12:41 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:


On Jan 20, 2:58 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
but the foreigners have the last laugh because we always walk away
with the chinese woman, bwahahahaah.


As they quip, "show Chinese women foreign money and they spread like
peanut butter".


Show American women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show British women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Russian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Japanese women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Canadian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
.
.
.


The jackpot for any mainland Chinese is an American passport!


show chinese-american woman a white man ...


Show any women to any men. They all react the same way.

rst0wxyz January 20th, 2008 11:33 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 3:23*pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:02 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:

On Jan 20, 11:57 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 20, 9:55 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
Yeah, talk to kangarooistan. *He'll sell you a second hand camel real
cheap, cheap, cheap.


why do chinese need to constantly put down its neighbors? *no wonder
everyone around the world despise chinese.


Because that was Confucius value, that "China has everything under
heaven" and no one has anything better. *Even today, Chinese people
still say the "foreign devils don't know anything".


if china is so much better than its neighbors, why don't indians,
pakis, mongolians, japanese, vietnamese, south koreans, or russians
sneak into china?


Because China is a land of living hell. At the same time Chinese
people are still very "proud" of their 5,000 year-old history, they
are trying every way they can to get out of China.

*everyone wants to sneak into USA but nobody wants
to sneak into china except nortth koreans, and everyone knows north
koreans don't plan to stay long.



RichAsianKid January 21st, 2008 03:41 AM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 6:23 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:02 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:

On Jan 20, 11:57 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 20, 9:55 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
Yeah, talk to kangarooistan. He'll sell you a second hand camel real
cheap, cheap, cheap.


why do chinese need to constantly put down its neighbors? no wonder
everyone around the world despise chinese.


Because that was Confucius value, that "China has everything under
heaven" and no one has anything better. Even today, Chinese people
still say the "foreign devils don't know anything".


if china is so much better than its neighbors, why don't indians,
pakis, mongolians, japanese, vietnamese, south koreans, or russians
sneak into china? everyone wants to sneak into USA but nobody wants
to sneak into china except nortth koreans, and everyone knows north
koreans don't plan to stay long.


Your (previous) metaphor that mainland Chinese are like roaches is apt
- they spread like wild yellow dandelions (get the pun?) just about
everywhere they go. And Chinese are often seen as the 'chiggers' in
many parts of East Asia -- poor, uneducated, filthy.

From the Tonga and Solomon Island riots to as far as Africa those
Zambia anti-Chinese sentiment, you get a feel of how people react to
them. And when people around the world react in eerily similar
fashion, it suggests to me that it's not the host that's the problem:
it's the guest's.

And get this: mainland Chinese are even looked down upon in what is
now China's own territory: Hong Kong. In 2007 it was almost a
healthcare crisis and it made international news: pregnant Chinese
women traipsing across the border to anchor their babies and then
conveniently forgetting to submit required payment! Most Hong Kong'ers
are ethnically Han Chinese themselves. Guess it takes one to know one
huh?

As from afar, a recent survey of 15,000 Europe hoteliers found that
Chinese tourists as one of the bottom 5 groups welcomed. They're not
the bottom, but they're one of the least welcome groups, along with
French, Brits, Indians, Russians.

The European hoteliers' favorite? Japanese.


Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 21st, 2008 05:52 AM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 3:29 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 20, 3:19 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD



" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:52 pm, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 20, 12:41 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:


On Jan 20, 2:58 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
but the foreigners have the last laugh because we always walk away
with the chinese woman, bwahahahaah.


As they quip, "show Chinese women foreign money and they spread like
peanut butter".


Show American women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show British women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Russian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Japanese women money and they spread like peanut butter.
Show Canadian women money and they spread like peanut butter.
.
.
.


The jackpot for any mainland Chinese is an American passport!


show chinese-american woman a white man ...


Show any women to any men. They all react the same way.


no, sorry, no woman react the same way to chinese man. woman want
only white man.


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