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Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 12th, 2008 07:17 AM

hookers in china
 
[Macau]
and savor the local women who're just too eager to serve and to
please.

And it's all legal, business-like, and very professionally done.


are you sure this is legal? i can imagine the mess if we should get
arrested in communist china and have to be locked up in prison until
we are shot by the firing squad. isn't it true that china will hang
you if they catch you with a playboy mag at the airport?

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 12th, 2008 07:20 AM

hookers in china
 

"I am in my fourth term in the state legislature but I have never
heard of any such complaint," says Mr Tahir, who was the first Asian
American Muslim elected to this level in the Republican Party.


yeah, but imagine a white man trying to cast a vote in pakistan. do
you think the poll workers there would give him a hard time if the
white man spoke american english and can't speak paki?

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 12th, 2008 07:22 AM

hookers in china
 

if you want Chinese hokkers ,
you better go to ChongSchin , or Shenzheng .


what are chinese hookers particularly good at? what's their favorite
trick?

RichAsianKid January 12th, 2008 07:24 AM

hookers in china
 
On Jan 12, 2:17 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
[Macau]
and savor the local women who're just too eager to serve and to
please.


And it's all legal, business-like, and very professionally done.


are you sure this is legal? i can imagine the mess if we should get
arrested in communist china and have to be locked up in prison until
we are shot by the firing squad. isn't it true that china will hang
you if they catch you with a playboy mag at the airport?


Smart ones don't get caught.

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 12th, 2008 07:25 AM

hookers in china
 

That's a very good point. Shenzheng is just north of Hong Kong and is
now the mecca for its 'mistress villages'. Every Sunday morning you
see Hong Kong businessmen with women half their age on their arms in
some luxe mall selling real or counterfeit Hermes, Vuitton, or
Prada.......affectionately trying to compensate for generous services
provided the night before.


if the guys are so grateful, why don't they just give them hard cash?
why waste time shopping and buying stuff when the girl prefers cold,
hard cash?

RichAsianKid January 12th, 2008 07:34 AM

hookers in china
 
On Jan 12, 2:25 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
That's a very good point. Shenzheng is just north of Hong Kong and is
now the mecca for its 'mistress villages'. Every Sunday morning you
see Hong Kong businessmen with women half their age on their arms in
some luxe mall selling real or counterfeit Hermes, Vuitton, or
Prada.......affectionately trying to compensate for generous services
provided the night before.


if the guys are so grateful, why don't they just give them hard cash?
why waste time shopping and buying stuff when the girl prefers cold,
hard cash?


Ask the women.

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 12th, 2008 09:11 AM

hookers in china
 
On Jan 11, 11:24 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 12, 2:17 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD

" wrote:
[Macau]
and savor the local women who're just too eager to serve and to
please.


And it's all legal, business-like, and very professionally done.


are you sure this is legal? i can imagine the mess if we should get
arrested in communist china and have to be locked up in prison until
we are shot by the firing squad. isn't it true that china will hang
you if they catch you with a playboy mag at the airport?


Smart ones don't get caught.


yeah, but if the hooker you approach is a cop, you'll find yourself in
a chinese prison each rice every day until they shoot you.

st. Mary' s Fucking Cunt hole January 12th, 2008 04:29 PM

hookers in china
 
women in Lijiang were not all that good looking .




On Jan 12, 2:01*pm, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 11, 8:32 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** *hole"

wrote:
it is *not *advisable *to *look for *hookers *in Beijing .


if you want Chinese *hokkers ,
you *better *go *to *ChongSchin *, or *Shenzheng .


That's a very good point. Shenzheng is just north of Hong Kong and is
now the mecca for its 'mistress villages'. Every Sunday morning you
see Hong Kong businessmen with women half their age on their arms in
some luxe mall selling real or counterfeit Hermes, Vuitton, or
Prada.......affectionately trying to compensate for generous services
provided the night before.

Credits should also be given to LiJiang or Macau, where women are
ready and ripe for harvest.

Quoting RAK *http://groups.google.ca/group/soc.cu...fc2e27357a845?
below:

......What RichAsianKid did not tell posters was that the 70 year old
or so
guy also offered RichAsianKid another more 'mature' magazine for a
mere $2 US. (RichAsianKid was not looking for it, but what could you
do when he offered, right?) It even contained a CD - all for $2 US
only.

* *http://i20.tinypic.com/eb8vbt.jpg

Focus at the bottom half - HK $1398 and $1710, roughly $220 US.
Apparently that includes a trip to Macau (roughly 1 hour boat
[hydrofoil] ride I believe), hotel room rental, and lady's service
charge. You just need to call up the number and reserve the spot!
Sauna & Massage, "U can Bath With Prettys".

Point? Sex is very common in the Far East. It is openly advertised -
in this case, outside a high school. And this newspaper stall in
Kowloon actually sells children's books and local TV magazines too.

Here's from the same magazine:

* *http://i21.tinypic.com/2repf91.jpg

See? It's just all over the place. It's just everywhere.

I think posters would be remiss for not relishing in this experience.
It's not sleazy; rather it's a very well-run and organized enterprise.

The point I'm making to posters is that this may be something you
should think of if you go to the 2008 Olympics. Maybe hop on the plane
and a detour to LiJiang (SW China, but worth visiting) or to Hong Kong
[Macau]
and savor the local women who're just too eager to serve and to
please.

And it's all legal, business-like, and very professionally done.

* * *

Whatever you think of third world China, conditional love is still its
hidden strength. *:)





On Jan 11, 4:30 wrote:


On Jan 11, 3:13 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
is prostitution legal or "overlooked by authorities" in the special
autonomous regions of china? *will their be lots of prostitution at
the olympics?


Unless you're hardcore voyeur you're missing the point: there won't be
any left to choose from by the time you're at the Olympics. Head over
there couple weeks beforehand - early bird catches the chick.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -



st. Mary' s Fucking Cunt hole January 12th, 2008 04:30 PM

hookers in china
 
always better give hard cash .


On Jan 12, 2:25*pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
That's a very good point. Shenzheng is just north of Hong Kong and is
now the mecca for its 'mistress villages'. Every Sunday morning you
see Hong Kong businessmen with women half their age on their arms in
some luxe mall selling real or counterfeit Hermes, Vuitton, or
Prada.......affectionately trying to compensate for generous services
provided the night before.


if the guys are so grateful, why don't they just give them hard cash?
why waste time shopping and buying stuff when the girl prefers cold,
hard cash?



st. Mary' s Fucking Cunt hole January 12th, 2008 04:31 PM

hookers in china
 
cops in Beijing ARE STRICT - er .


On Jan 12, 4:11*pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 11, 11:24 pm, RichAsianKid wrote:

On Jan 12, 2:17 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
[Macau]
and savor the local women who're just too eager to serve and to
please.


And it's all legal, business-like, and very professionally done.


are you sure this is legal? *i can imagine the mess if we should get
arrested in communist china and have to be locked up in prison until
we are shot by the firing squad. *isn't it true that china will hang
you if they catch you with a playboy mag at the airport?


Smart ones don't get caught.


yeah, but if the hooker you approach is a cop, you'll find yourself in
a chinese prison each rice every day until they shoot you.




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