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RichAsianKid January 20th, 2008 08:37 AM

hookers in china
 
On Jan 20, 2:21 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 19, 9:17 wrote:



On Jan 19, 11:51 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 19, 5:55 wrote:


On Jan 19, 8:21 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 19, 3:26 wrote:


On Jan 19, 11:33 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 18, 11:21 wrote:


On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:


On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** hole"


wrote:
always better give hard cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. Quoted before -http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:


"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.


Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China. And invariably they have masseuse services.
Variety may be more limited, but try them out - look for one who's
attractive and then make her an offer she can't refuse. It's actually
easier done than said. :)


Also, if blondes and Nordics are OK with you, you may want to try
these tour packages out.


http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html


do they have an economy $25 package for somebody who doesn't need to
sleep over?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:


Please do not forget that these are not cheap Chinese women but rather
blondes and Nordics. I do however understand your very salient point
that stilted courtship and raw sex do complement each other.


RichAsianKid


OK, then, give me link to the cheap chinese version of this site.


Not exactly Einstein huh?http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


i bet there is a cheaper chinese menu. my wife says there is always a
cheaper menu written in chinese.


But that *was* written in Chinese! One minute you're asking for
exclusive packages, another minute you're pretending to be dirt cheap
and cheaper. My suggestion is if you're so undecided that you rent
both and then buy what you like.


but where is the menu written in ancient caligraphy. my wife always
asks for the secret "for chinese only" restaurant menu in chinatown.
the prices are all way down from the official menu. it's illegal to
discriminate, you know.


Really? Is it really ILLEGAL to discriminate? I think you haven't been
to China. China has way more freedom than the US ironically enough, no
ACLU or SPLC type of thing....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/stor...7013%2C00.html

And if what you told us is true, your wife is behaving like some
whore. Though considering she's Chinese you probably can't expect much
more.


RichAsianKid January 20th, 2008 08:47 AM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 2:29 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)


China's cheap and affordable. If you're the head of the tourist bureau
you might even want to promote that fact. May be you already are. But
cheap China = More Tourism. China's selling point is that it's cheap.
Like Chinese goods. Even if they're toxic, even if they're poisoned.
Like it or not, it's good biz, and good for China.


1) beijing IS shanty town. hotels in hong kong are much much higher
priced.
2) beijing is cheap because nobody wants to go there.
3) these "rates" do not include the hidden surprise charge of room
tax, water tax, and how much you have to bribe the concierge to turn
on the hot water and swat the giant cockroach.
4) oh yeah, you have to keep bribing everyone if you want to catch a
cab, or get bottled water.


Agree with (1), (2), conditional (3) with caveat that there's some
hidden sex tax, and (4).

so is there any skiing near beijing? is skiing the new "people's
pasttime"?


Not in Beijing 2008. Chinese will be busy fleecing "foreigners".

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 09:59 AM

hookers in china
 
On Jan 20, 12:37 am, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 20, 2:21 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD



" wrote:
On Jan 19, 9:17 wrote:


On Jan 19, 11:51 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 19, 5:55 wrote:


On Jan 19, 8:21 pm, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 19, 3:26 wrote:


On Jan 19, 11:33 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 18, 11:21 wrote:


On Jan 16, 3:52 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
On Jan 15, 7:07 wrote:


On Jan 13, 11:41 am, rst0wxyz wrote:


On Jan 13, 1:38 wrote:


On Jan 12, 11:30 am, "st. Mary' s ****ing **** hole"


wrote:
always better give hard cash .


"Mistress" not prostitute - that's a slight *quantitative* difference,
much like wife versus mistress. Some like it quick, others love it
slow.


Bottom line: Men buy, women sell. Quoted before -http://www.forbes.com/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_m...


Human nature.


You can see RAT's view of woman. Is it any wonder why RAT is a lonely
old soul? Even money can not buy him happiness.


If money cannot buy happiness, it can at least rent it?
http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


(Divvy amount by 8 and you get US $ rate. Some women are ugly though -
just look at the pics)


i have enough money to rent upscale. anybody know how to get in
contact with the most exclusive high rent virgins in china?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:


"Exclusive high rent virgins in China"? What an oxymoron! I don't
think exclusivity coexists with "China" in the world of
prostitution....or in just about anything.


Not all is lost however. Even the cheapest American guy can afford 5-
star luxe hotels in China. And invariably they have masseuse services.
Variety may be more limited, but try them out - look for one who's
attractive and then make her an offer she can't refuse. It's actually
easier done than said. :)


Also, if blondes and Nordics are OK with you, you may want to try
these tour packages out.


http://www.cat69.com/packages/index.html


do they have an economy $25 package for somebody who doesn't need to
sleep over?


Dear Dr. Humperdink:


Please do not forget that these are not cheap Chinese women but rather
blondes and Nordics. I do however understand your very salient point
that stilted courtship and raw sex do complement each other.


RichAsianKid


OK, then, give me link to the cheap chinese version of this site.


Not exactly Einstein huh?http://i10.tinypic.com/8ebkk7k.jpg


i bet there is a cheaper chinese menu. my wife says there is always a
cheaper menu written in chinese.


But that *was* written in Chinese! One minute you're asking for
exclusive packages, another minute you're pretending to be dirt cheap
and cheaper. My suggestion is if you're so undecided that you rent
both and then buy what you like.


but where is the menu written in ancient caligraphy. my wife always
asks for the secret "for chinese only" restaurant menu in chinatown.
the prices are all way down from the official menu. it's illegal to
discriminate, you know.


Really? Is it really ILLEGAL to discriminate? I think you haven't been
to China. China has way more freedom than the US ironically enough, no
ACLU or SPLC type of thing....http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/stor...7013%2C00.html

And if what you told us is true, your wife is behaving like some
whore. Though considering she's Chinese you probably can't expect much
more.


china does have an ACLU -- it's that cult religious organization,
forgot its name.

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 10:00 AM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 12:47 am, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 20, 2:29 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD



" wrote:
Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)


China's cheap and affordable. If you're the head of the tourist bureau
you might even want to promote that fact. May be you already are. But
cheap China = More Tourism. China's selling point is that it's cheap.
Like Chinese goods. Even if they're toxic, even if they're poisoned.
Like it or not, it's good biz, and good for China.


1) beijing IS shanty town. hotels in hong kong are much much higher
priced.
2) beijing is cheap because nobody wants to go there.
3) these "rates" do not include the hidden surprise charge of room
tax, water tax, and how much you have to bribe the concierge to turn
on the hot water and swat the giant cockroach.
4) oh yeah, you have to keep bribing everyone if you want to catch a
cab, or get bottled water.


Agree with (1), (2), conditional (3) with caveat that there's some
hidden sex tax, and (4).

so is there any skiing near beijing? is skiing the new "people's
pasttime"?


Not in Beijing 2008. Chinese will be busy fleecing "foreigners".


come ow, beijing is near siberia. gotta be lots of mountains for
skiing. if no skiing, we'll take a plane over to mongolia, where
skiing and scenery is cheap. anyone with travel advice beijing --
mongolia trips?

RichAsianKid January 20th, 2008 10:13 AM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 5:00 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:47 am, RichAsianKid wrote:



On Jan 20, 2:29 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)


China's cheap and affordable. If you're the head of the tourist bureau
you might even want to promote that fact. May be you already are. But
cheap China = More Tourism. China's selling point is that it's cheap.
Like Chinese goods. Even if they're toxic, even if they're poisoned.
Like it or not, it's good biz, and good for China.


1) beijing IS shanty town. hotels in hong kong are much much higher
priced.
2) beijing is cheap because nobody wants to go there.
3) these "rates" do not include the hidden surprise charge of room
tax, water tax, and how much you have to bribe the concierge to turn
on the hot water and swat the giant cockroach.
4) oh yeah, you have to keep bribing everyone if you want to catch a
cab, or get bottled water.


Agree with (1), (2), conditional (3) with caveat that there's some
hidden sex tax, and (4).


so is there any skiing near beijing? is skiing the new "people's
pasttime"?


Not in Beijing 2008. Chinese will be busy fleecing "foreigners".


come ow, beijing is near siberia. gotta be lots of mountains for
skiing. if no skiing, we'll take a plane over to mongolia, where
skiing and scenery is cheap. anyone with travel advice beijing --
mongolia trips?


Chinese will still be busy fleecing foreigners.

rst0wxyz January 20th, 2008 05:55 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 2:00*am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:47 am, RichAsianKid wrote:





On Jan 20, 2:29 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)


China's cheap and affordable. If you're the head of the tourist bureau
you might even want to promote that fact. May be you already are. But
cheap China = More Tourism. China's selling point is that it's cheap.
Like Chinese goods. Even if they're toxic, even if they're poisoned.
Like it or not, it's good biz, and good for China.


1) beijing IS shanty town. *hotels in hong kong are much much higher
priced.
2) beijing is cheap because nobody wants to go there.
3) these "rates" do not include the *hidden surprise charge of room
tax, water tax, and how much you have to bribe the concierge to turn
on the hot water and swat the giant cockroach.
4) oh yeah, you have to keep bribing everyone if you want to catch a
cab, or get bottled water.


Agree with (1), (2), conditional (3) with caveat that there's some
hidden sex tax, and (4).


so is there any skiing near beijing? *is skiing the new "people's
pasttime"?


Not in Beijing 2008. Chinese will be busy fleecing "foreigners".


come ow, beijing is near siberia. *gotta be lots of mountains for
skiing. *if no skiing, we'll take a plane over to mongolia, where
skiing and scenery is cheap. *anyone with travel advice beijing --
mongolia trips?


Yeah, talk to kangarooistan. He'll sell you a second hand camel real
cheap, cheap, cheap.

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 07:57 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 9:55 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
On Jan 20, 2:00 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD



" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:47 am, RichAsianKid wrote:


On Jan 20, 2:29 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)


China's cheap and affordable. If you're the head of the tourist bureau
you might even want to promote that fact. May be you already are. But
cheap China = More Tourism. China's selling point is that it's cheap.
Like Chinese goods. Even if they're toxic, even if they're poisoned.
Like it or not, it's good biz, and good for China.


1) beijing IS shanty town. hotels in hong kong are much much higher
priced.
2) beijing is cheap because nobody wants to go there.
3) these "rates" do not include the hidden surprise charge of room
tax, water tax, and how much you have to bribe the concierge to turn
on the hot water and swat the giant cockroach.
4) oh yeah, you have to keep bribing everyone if you want to catch a
cab, or get bottled water.


Agree with (1), (2), conditional (3) with caveat that there's some
hidden sex tax, and (4).


so is there any skiing near beijing? is skiing the new "people's
pasttime"?


Not in Beijing 2008. Chinese will be busy fleecing "foreigners".


come ow, beijing is near siberia. gotta be lots of mountains for
skiing. if no skiing, we'll take a plane over to mongolia, where
skiing and scenery is cheap. anyone with travel advice beijing --
mongolia trips?


Yeah, talk to kangarooistan. He'll sell you a second hand camel real
cheap, cheap, cheap.


why do chinese need to constantly put down its neighbors? no wonder
everyone around the world despise chinese.

Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD[_2_] January 20th, 2008 07:58 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 2:13 am, RichAsianKid wrote:
On Jan 20, 5:00 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD



" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:47 am, RichAsianKid wrote:


On Jan 20, 2:29 am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD


" wrote:
Even more samples:
5 star Celebrity International Grand Hotel Beijing - $103 US
5 star Huandao Boya Hotel Beijing - $88 US
5 star Jinqiao International Garden Beijing - $83 US (deluxe), $63
(classic)
5 star Wangfujing Grand Hotel - $83 US (standard)


China's cheap and affordable. If you're the head of the tourist bureau
you might even want to promote that fact. May be you already are. But
cheap China = More Tourism. China's selling point is that it's cheap.
Like Chinese goods. Even if they're toxic, even if they're poisoned.
Like it or not, it's good biz, and good for China.


1) beijing IS shanty town. hotels in hong kong are much much higher
priced.
2) beijing is cheap because nobody wants to go there.
3) these "rates" do not include the hidden surprise charge of room
tax, water tax, and how much you have to bribe the concierge to turn
on the hot water and swat the giant cockroach.
4) oh yeah, you have to keep bribing everyone if you want to catch a
cab, or get bottled water.


Agree with (1), (2), conditional (3) with caveat that there's some
hidden sex tax, and (4).


so is there any skiing near beijing? is skiing the new "people's
pasttime"?


Not in Beijing 2008. Chinese will be busy fleecing "foreigners".


come ow, beijing is near siberia. gotta be lots of mountains for
skiing. if no skiing, we'll take a plane over to mongolia, where
skiing and scenery is cheap. anyone with travel advice beijing --
mongolia trips?


Chinese will still be busy fleecing foreigners.


but the foreigners have the last laugh because we always walk away
with the chinese woman, bwahahahaah.

rst0wxyz January 20th, 2008 08:02 PM

hookers in china and cheap China 5-star hotels!
 
On Jan 20, 11:57*am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 9:55 am, rst0wxyz wrote:
Yeah, talk to kangarooistan. *He'll sell you a second hand camel real
cheap, cheap, cheap.


why do chinese need to constantly put down its neighbors? *no wonder
everyone around the world despise chinese.


Because that was Confucius value, that "China has everything under
heaven" and no one has anything better. Even today, Chinese people
still say the "foreign devils don't know anything".

rst0wxyz January 20th, 2008 08:05 PM

hookers in china
 
On Jan 20, 1:59*am, "Ira IRa IRA Humperdink MD
" wrote:
On Jan 20, 12:37 am, RichAsianKid wrote:
And if what you told us is true, your wife is behaving like some
whore. Though considering she's Chinese you probably can't expect much
more.


china does have an ACLU -- it's that cult religious organization,
forgot its name.


Chinese people are born followers, and Confucius set the rules to
follow.


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