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Old July 31st, 2010, 05:48 AM posted to edm.general,ab.general,rec.travel.usa-canada
John Fleming
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Default Edmonton Arena=FOOD POISONING/Unsanitary

On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:47:16 -0700 (PDT), while chained to a
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
wrote:
$On Jul 30, 9:22*pm, John Fleming wrote:
$ On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:30:49 -0700 (PDT), while chained to a
$ desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
$ wrote:
$ $On Jul 30, 8:24*pm, John Fleming wrote:
$ $ On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:46:58 -0700 (PDT), while chained to a
$ $ desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
$ $ wrote:
$ $ $On Jul 30, 5:57*am, John Fleming wrote:
$ $ $ On Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:30:04 -0700 (PDT), while chained to a
$ $ $ desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
$ $ $ wrote:
$ $ $ $On Jul 29, 6:06*pm, John Fleming wrote:
$ $ $ $ On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:34:35 -0700 (PDT), while chained to a
$ $ $ $ desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
$ $ $ $ wrote:
$ $ $ $ $On Jul 28, 7:12*pm, John Fleming wrote:
$ $ $ $ $ On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:10:30 -0700 (PDT), while chained to a
$ $ $ $ $ desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
$ $ $ $ $ wrote:
$ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $ $On Jul 28, 7:25*am, "PV" edrnouser@ spam telus.net wrote:
$ $ $ $ $ $ Sharx35 wrote:
$ $ $ $ $ $ "PV" edrnouser@ spam telus.net wrote in message
$ $ $ $ $ $ news:WCN3o.10064$z%6.4312@edtnps83...
$ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $ [snip]
$ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $ $ But you got to scope out all the babes' cleavage as they leaned over
$ $ $ $ $ $ the concession counter! I've seen some of the finest ass in the city
$ $ $ $ $ $ at those games at Commonwealth.
$ $ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $ $ No actually you didn't have time to scope out anything, and spent more time
$ $ $ $ $ $ dealing with drunks who wanted empty cups
$ $ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $ $You should have had Yads working there and preaching to all the drunks
$ $ $ $ $ $about the evils of alcohol.
$ $ $ $ $ $*That* would keep them away.
$ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $ Good idea. *And he could give them copies of "Watchtower"
$ $ $ $ $ magazine with Michael Ignatieff's autograph on the front and
$ $ $ $ $ a Liberal Party of Canada membership application inside the
$ $ $ $ $ front cover *to boot.
$ $ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ $He'd clear the stadium of EVERYBODY!
$ $ $ $
$ $ $ $ Either that or get lynched by the mob on the way out.
$ $ $ $
$ $ $ $Now if people *knew* there'd be a lynching the tickets would be sold
$ $ $ $out.
$ $ $
$ $ $ And PETA woud be out in full force to protest.
$ $ $
$ $ $As long as they buy tickets!
$ $
$ $ Good point.
$ $
$ $ They'lll need them if they want to hang him from the
$ $ scoreboard or from the goal post in one of the end zones.
$ $
$ $I expect a sell-out crowd. Standing room only.
$
$ Naturally, the doctor will appreciate a special guest
$ appearance by Aicia Silverstone--dressed in the same attire
$ she wore when filming her PETA ads. *
$
$ http://www.peta.org/feat/alicia_psa/index.asp
$
$Yes. I'm sure he'll appreciate being given one last chance at
$preaching a sermon concerning nekked wimmin.


I am sure it will be suitably short.

--

John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada

Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O