4. If you pack 'microfibres' and you're going somewhere warm make sure
you pack lots of things because nobody will want to sit next to you
after you've worn them for more than two hours.

5. Anyone who has 'issues' about customs or security men running their
fingers through their underwear needs professional help.

6. For God's sake take your travel guide with you. It won't be
available at the other end.

7. Don't post in html, it irritates people and then they write nasty
posts ripping the **** out of your silly comments.
William Black

Great post William! Especially #4. The original was obviously written by someone not well travelled in humid and warm climates!
Its cotton all the way baby.