In response to your comments, "Greg": You, no doubt, are the portly,
inconsiderate guy who sits in the aisle seat and snores incessantly for hours
while your arm dangles over the armrest. And you are, unquestionably, the
passenger who puts little or no effort into "aiming" when using the lavatory.
And now that I think of it, you most assuredly are the customer who cares so
little about safety that you must be told 4 times to turn off your precious
laptop. Yeah, "Greg," you put the "friendly" in the "friendly skies."