Some Uke said wrote:
News article from the UK 12/04/13: Scales don't lie: US Southerners
NOT the fattest in the country. They're just more truthful.

"New study shows that there's a difference between recorded weights
taken over the phone compared to those in-person."

"Tables are turned with 'truthful' southerners found to be less obese
that their northern cousins."

Read mohttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...dont-lie-peopl...

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