From the Footstompin forum on Scottish traditional music.
(I'm leaving it in the original fractured English, the guy
always writes like that):

Easiest Gig on ra Planet

Just back from the Rhine on a coach tour and our hotel
entertainer was a scream ,larger than life cross between
Hamish Elvis and a Beatle ,Favourite turns which are the
same every night of the season apart from changing colours
of oversize bra and pants he pulls from under targeted
ladies chair and goes into his Sex bomb routine in German
broken English then followed by Jingle Bells ON kariokie
which catches everybody out as its the unknown full version
and theres more . But the point is what an easy gig Why ?
because it is a free bar for the coach tours .nobody wants
to leave .

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