On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:55:47 -0400, "J. Clarke"
wrote:

Then there are his jeans. He's obviously never gotten soaked to the
skin in cool weather in jeans and then had to live in them or go
naked. And his recommendation to cut them off if it gets hot--so what
does he do if it then turns cool?

He uses the needle and thread of course.

I thought the electric shaver was a bad call but thinking about it I'm
not sure it's any heavier than a disposable and a can of shave cream.

shave cream? if you're really into that, then a soap stick or a
shaving oil are much, much smaller in weight, but soap is plenty.

Jim.