On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 06:06:28 -0500, Cub Driver
wrote:

On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 20:37:51 -0500, "Bob" wrote:

Just announced, American and United have agreed to merge by the end of the
year.

Surely an April Fool! United wouldn't demean its frequent-flyer
program by merging it with AA's, surely?

Yeah, I mean, letting people upgrade cheap tickets with miles! Ick!

AA sucks.

Possibly, but UA sucks harder...

Malc.