I read in sci.electronics.design that Paul Burke wrote
(in ) about 'Christmas vs "Holidays"',
on Wed, 15 Dec 2004:

We can't find any virgins in the
village this year, so the sun might never come back...

You have to go to the maternity hospital.

Think about it.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
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