My favourite story,, American tourist goes into Young & Jackson, cultural
icon and all not just to see Chloe, and asks the barman to "Gimme something
just like American beer" so the barman pours him a glass of water and
charges $10.

But I like Louie the budweiser lizard

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"Dave Proctor" wrote in message
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| On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 03:41:35 GMT, (Geoff Rait) wrote:
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| In article , John M wrote:
| In article , Dave Proctor
writes
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| A Septic would probably ask what happened to the Old Zealand and why
| they had to replace it.
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| A Septic might well have been Well. A Sceptic on the other hand might
| have had second thoughts about it.
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| A septic might have been tanked.
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| Not on what they laughingly call "beer" - is it true that Budweiser is
| kept with the soft drinks?
|
| Dave
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