Ian F. wrote:
"Tim C." wrote in message
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Arrive Late In Turin, All Luggage In Athens.

LOL. A few mo

LUFTHANSA Let us f**k the hostesses, as no stewards available
SABENA Such a bloody experience, never again
BWIA But will it arrive?
TAP Take another plane
ALITALIA Aircraft landed in Turin, all luggage in Athens
QANTAS Quite a nice touchdown - any survivors?
DELTA Didn't even leave the airport
EL AL Every landing always late
NORTHWEST Nobody out-ranks this horrid, worthless, excruciatingly
sluggish transport
AA Abort, abort!

SAS Sex and satisfaction

Ian