Dorm horror stories

After reading the 'snoring in youth hostels' thread, there seemed to
be a few great little stories about sleeping in dorms. Anyone care to
share some more?


My two favourite experiences are
1. My mate ****ing on someone else's bed (while they were in it,
asleep) in a dorm when sleepwalking in a drunken stupor in the middle
of the night.

2. Having a sore arm for 2 weeks after a drunken Irish bloke fell on
me while I was asleep. Funnily enough, he supposedly yelled 'Lads,
make sure I don't fall' just before he fell.



--
"It's too late
to be late again

st wrote:
After reading the 'snoring in youth hostels' thread, there seemed to
be a few great little stories about sleeping in dorms. Anyone care to
share some more?

My two favourite experiences are
1. My mate ****ing on someone else's bed (while they were in it,
asleep) in a dorm when sleepwalking in a drunken stupor in the middle
of the night.

Mine wasn't quite that bad, but the person above me in a bunk bed in a New
Zealand hostel was so drunk one night he ****ed the bed. It soaked through
the mattress and started dripping down on me. Fortunately I was awakened by
the klaxon call of his incredible snoring, which cut right through my
earplugs.

miguel
--
Hit The Road! Photos from 32 countries on 5 continents: http://travel.u.nu

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 03:07:40 -0500, (Miguel Cruz) wrote:

st wrote:
After reading the 'snoring in youth hostels' thread, there seemed to
be a few great little stories about sleeping in dorms. Anyone care to
share some more?

My two favourite experiences are
1. My mate ****ing on someone else's bed (while they were in it,
asleep) in a dorm when sleepwalking in a drunken stupor in the middle
of the night.

Mine wasn't quite that bad, but the person above me in a bunk bed in a New
Zealand hostel was so drunk one night he ****ed the bed. It soaked through
the mattress and started dripping down on me. Fortunately I was awakened by
the klaxon call of his incredible snoring, which cut right through my
earplugs.

miguel

I guess my experiences staying in numerous hostels have been urine free,
but then women are a bit different in that area The worst that happened
to me was to return to my three person dorm room and find a woman ensconced
on my bed, nibbling on snacks, and apparently taking possession. I reported her
to the front desk and she was
removed forthwith. I think she was a bit bonkers.

in article , Miguel Cruz at
wrote on 10/26/04 5:07 AM:

st wrote:
After reading the 'snoring in youth hostels' thread, there seemed to
be a few great little stories about sleeping in dorms. Anyone care to
share some more?

My two favourite experiences are
1. My mate ****ing on someone else's bed (while they were in it,
asleep) in a dorm when sleepwalking in a drunken stupor in the middle
of the night.

Mine wasn't quite that bad, but the person above me in a bunk bed in a New
Zealand hostel was so drunk one night he ****ed the bed. It soaked through
the mattress and started dripping down on me. Fortunately I was awakened by
the klaxon call of his incredible snoring, which cut right through my
earplugs.

miguel


Must be the same blokes who shared my dorm in Auckland (the night before a
very early flight out). Bloke 1 came in to shake his mate awake - "yo,
mate, give me twenty bucks, there are birds in the bar." Later, he returned
to exclaim, "ah, **** mate, ya puked in me shoes." The prequel wasn't much
quieter.

Then there was the quarreling couple in Boome, but that trip was a writeoff
in itself.....