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The Holy Prepuce
"Madeleine" wrote in message ... I've heard that there are various churches all over Europe that have the Foreskin of Jesus Christ after he got circumcised. As a devout Catholic woman I would like to partake of pilgrimage to these Holy Sites during my upcoming trip to Europe. Could you please give me some information on these places? Will I be able to touch the Holy Foreskin? Are photographs permitted? Thank you and God Bless. (Groups limited) While questioning the voracity (see afu) of religious relics is a venture likely best avoided and hinting that the gullibility of our forebearers may have exceeded even that of many who brows the web today...... It has been noted that there exist enough purported fragments of the True Cross to frame, sheath and roof several dozen large tithe barns, and one suspects that even shriveled with age, the various bits and pieces currently or once venerated as being bits or the whole of the Blessed Prepuce are adequate to skin a Boeing 747. At one time, there may have been an adequate supply to handle the wings and fuselage of a new Airbus 380, but revolutions, insurgencies, mobs, Calvinists, Puritans and a variety of disestablishmentarians thinned out the on-hand supply severely in recent centuries. TMO |
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On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 23:40:48 GMT, "TOliver"
wrote: revolutions, insurgencies, mobs, Calvinists, Puritans and a variety of disestablishmentarians thinned out the on-hand supply severely in recent centuries. The "on-hand" supply? Are you suggesting that Our Lord played with his....oh, what a shocking proposition. It sounds, my son, as though you should make the pilgrimage to the Pulova Mountains and visit our shrine and be cleansed of these thoughts.. A professionally guided tour by Sister Virgo Hymena Intacta will soon cure you of your tendency to blasphemy. |
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