I want to marry my dog!

(Steve) wrote:

Tom wrote in message news:j32o30lfb2vc850jrn3nscc29kbksd5a65@news...
Now that homos can marry each other and marriage no longer means union
between a man and a woman I was thinking, I really love my dog, he
loves me, we've been together for 5 years (long term commited
relationship) and we plan on spending the rest of our lives together.
Can I marry my dog?

Also, my neighbor has a Burmese python that he feels the same way
about. Can they get married?

Also, one of the guys at work wants to know if he can marry his 6 year
old daughter.

By the way, I signed a 30 year mortgage when I bought my house. Can
we be considered married?

You should just stick to having sex with your dog.
I would say its not a good idea to boast about it though as I suspect
it is iIlegal in most places.

Same as homosexual marriage, so what's the difference.

"Lina Morgan" wrote in message
et...
(Steve) wrote:

Tom wrote in message
news:j32o30lfb2vc850jrn3nscc29kbksd5a65@news...
Now that homos can marry each other and marriage no longer means union
between a man and a woman I was thinking, I really love my dog, he
loves me, we've been together for 5 years (long term commited
relationship) and we plan on spending the rest of our lives together.
Can I marry my dog?

Also, my neighbor has a Burmese python that he feels the same way
about. Can they get married?

Also, one of the guys at work wants to know if he can marry his 6 year
old daughter.

By the way, I signed a 30 year mortgage when I bought my house. Can
we be considered married?

You should just stick to having sex with your dog.
I would say its not a good idea to boast about it though as I suspect
it is iIlegal in most places.

Same as homosexual marriage, so what's the difference.


If two gay dogs got married would that also be a sin?

Markku Grönroos wrote:

get lost from r.t.europe barmy

LOL! What is "barmy"? You don't speak English very well, do you.

"Lina Morgan" wrote in message
news:2979509cll0fhqek4vhbp54drpd7cd2hob@netscape. net...
(Steve) wrote:

Tom wrote in message
news:j32o30lfb2vc850jrn3nscc29kbksd5a65@news. ..
Now that homos can marry each other and marriage no longer means union
between a man and a woman I was thinking, I really love my dog, he
loves me, we've been together for 5 years (long term commited
relationship) and we plan on spending the rest of our lives together.
Can I marry my dog?

Also, my neighbor has a Burmese python that he feels the same way
about. Can they get married?

Also, one of the guys at work wants to know if he can marry his 6 year
old daughter.

By the way, I signed a 30 year mortgage when I bought my house. Can
we be considered married?

You should just stick to having sex with your dog.
I would say its not a good idea to boast about it though as I suspect
it is iIlegal in most places.

Same as homosexual marriage, so what's the difference.

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:11:11 +0000, Lina Morgan
wrote:

Markku Grönroos wrote:

get lost from r.t.europe barmy

LOL! What is "barmy"? You don't speak English very well, do you.

Don't own an English dictioanry, eh? Well, you could have looked
it up at http://www.dictionary.com. I suggest you do so before
accusing anyone else of not knowing English. Considering English
isn't Marrkku's first language he seems to know English better
than you do.


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* Tucson Arizona, out where the cacti grow *
* My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps *

Markku Grönroos wrote:


"Lina Morgan" wrote in message
news:mii950ljem3bg4g3aqosam5jpojuuvcr2v@netscape. net...
Markku Grönroos wrote:

get lost from r.t.europe barmy

LOL! What is "barmy"? You don't speak English very well, do you.

it's just the other way around, you are accustomed to yiddish. barmy is like
bonkers, boggy, crackers, insane, loony, nutty, wacky, fruity..... all these
words describe you perfectly well like homo, faggot, pervert, child
molester... you have learned at least three new english words today haven't
you hebe faggot

Thanks for the guided tour around your filthy mind. Perverted indeed.

now get lost

Why, because you say so? Can't stand a woman who is smarter than you? I
will post where the messages I am replying to appear and if you don't like
that then you can go masturbate, which from the looks of it is something
you do five or ten times a day.

Hatunen wrote:

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:11:11 +0000, Lina Morgan
wrote:

Markku Grönroos wrote:

get lost from r.t.europe barmy

LOL! What is "barmy"? You don't speak English very well, do you.

Don't own an English dictioanry, eh? Well, you could have looked
it up at http://www.dictionary.com. I suggest you do so before
accusing anyone else of not knowing English. Considering English
isn't Marrkku's first language he seems to know English better
than you do.

Ignorance of the language is no excuse. If this is how he behaves in a
language he barely knows I shudder to think what he is like in his own
language. And you are at least equally as bad for defending him.

Markku Grönroos wrote:


"Lina Morgan" wrote in message
news:b6k9509hm0kgf29k3l7560vdqbdfj726gd@netscape. net...
Hatunen wrote:

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:11:11 +0000, Lina Morgan
wrote:

Markku Grönroos wrote:

get lost from r.t.europe barmy

LOL! What is "barmy"? You don't speak English very well, do you.

Don't own an English dictioanry, eh? Well, you could have looked
it up at http://www.dictionary.com. I suggest you do so before
accusing anyone else of not knowing English. Considering English
isn't Marrkku's first language he seems to know English better
than you do.

Ignorance of the language is no excuse. If this is how he behaves in a

You are right. Now then, stay away from r.t.europe because you have nothing
to say on travelling in europe you hebe faggot. No excuses.

No, you are not nearly man enough to boss me around. I will post where I
please, and I will certainly post where the message am I responding to
appeared. Sorry if you don't like it, Mr. Closeted Homosexual.

language he barely knows I shudder to think what he is like in his own
language. And you are at least equally as bad for defending him.

Markku Grönroos wrote:


"Lina Morgan" wrote in message You are
right. Now then, stay away from r.t.europe because you have nothing
to say on travelling in europe you hebe faggot. No excuses.

No, you are not nearly man enough to boss me around. I will post where I
please, and I will certainly post where the message am I responding to
appeared. Sorry if you don't like it, Mr. Closeted Homosexual.

No, you certainly do not hebe faggot, you can be plugged off sooner or
later. This is a travel forum so keep crawling in
alt.politics.homosexuality. the group is your home

Sorry, Mr. Closeted Homosexual, you are not man enough to tell me where to
post.

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:39:19 +0000, Lina Morgan
wrote:

Hatunen wrote:

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:11:11 +0000, Lina Morgan
wrote:

Markku Grönroos wrote:

get lost from r.t.europe barmy

LOL! What is "barmy"? You don't speak English very well, do you.

Don't own an English dictioanry, eh? Well, you could have looked
it up at http://www.dictionary.com. I suggest you do so before
accusing anyone else of not knowing English. Considering English
isn't Marrkku's first language he seems to know English better
than you do.

Ignorance of the language is no excuse.

In that case, I gather you have no excuses for not knowing
"barmny" was a perfectly good English word.

If this is how he behaves in a
language he barely knows I shudder to think what he is like in his own
language. And you are at least equally as bad for defending him.

At least he isn't the pot calling the kettle black.

************* DAVE HATUNEN ) *************
* Tucson Arizona, out where the cacti grow *
* My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps *

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 22:59:44 -0700, Hatunen
wrote:

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:39:19 +0000, Lina Morgan
wrote:

Hatunen wrote:

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:11:11 +0000, Lina Morgan
wrote:

Markku Grönroos wrote:

get lost from r.t.europe barmy

LOL! What is "barmy"? You don't speak English very well, do you.

Don't own an English dictioanry, eh? Well, you could have looked
it up at http://www.dictionary.com. I suggest you do so before
accusing anyone else of not knowing English. Considering English
isn't Marrkku's first language he seems to know English better
than you do.

Ignorance of the language is no excuse.

In that case, I gather you have no excuses for not knowing
"barmny" was a perfectly good English word.

"Barmy", that is.

If this is how he behaves in a
language he barely knows I shudder to think what he is like in his own
language. And you are at least equally as bad for defending him.

At least he isn't the pot calling the kettle black.

************* DAVE HATUNEN ) *************
* Tucson Arizona, out where the cacti grow *
* My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps *