A girl wants to hire me as her pretend boyfriend for a trip back to China to see her family. Scam?

She won't have enough access to my luggage to do anything like that.

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She won't have enough access to my luggage to do anything like that.

It might be rather fun if you showed her all these emails ??

Uh.... yeah.... it might also be fun if you give me all your money ??

Or maybe I could sew these emails into the seams of my luggage so that
if she does try anything she'll discover them and chicken out.

wrote in message
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Or maybe I could sew these emails into the seams of my luggage so that
if she does try anything she'll discover them and chicken out.

tut tut...Mr Grumpy

On 6 May 2006 06:44:26 -0700, wrote:

Actually, there's one other possibility - that this whole thing is a
joke.

Richard's thought process:

"It hasn't happened to me (by "me" I mean you Richard ;-) ),
therefore it can't be true, better write a post exposing the LIE!!!!!
Job well done. Release endorphins. Now, time to get back to proving
that George Washington had wooden teeth bestowed on him by the
illuminati, who are actually aliens, who walk among us, occupying the
world's highest positions of power, and manipulating us through mind
control transmitters embedded in every mobile phone to bring about the
reclimatization of the world (greenhouse effect) so that the atmosphere
will be breathable in 200 years when the mother ship arrives."

Anyway, you're probably a busy man Rick, I'll let you get back to
fighting the aliens. On behalf of all life on Earth..... thanks.

PBF

On 12 May 2006 00:23:14 -0700, wrote:

occupying the
world's highest positions of power, and manipulating us through mind
control transmitters embedded in every mobile phone to bring about the
reclimatization of the world (greenhouse effect) so that the atmosphere
will be breathable in 200 years when the mother ship arrives."

Damn - you just read my mind. I must have left my cell phone on and
pointed at the wrong star!!