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Old April 10th, 2009, 11:51 AM posted to rec.travel.europe
Jack Campin - bogus address
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From the Footstompin forum on Scottish traditional music.
(I'm leaving it in the original fractured English, the guy
always writes like that):

Easiest Gig on ra Planet

Just back from the Rhine on a coach tour and our hotel
entertainer was a scream ,larger than life cross between
Hamish Elvis and a Beatle ,Favourite turns which are the
same every night of the season apart from changing colours
of oversize bra and pants he pulls from under targeted
ladies chair and goes into his Sex bomb routine in German
broken English then followed by Jingle Bells ON kariokie
which catches everybody out as its the unknown full version
and theres more . But the point is what an easy gig Why ?
because it is a free bar for the coach tours .nobody wants
to leave .

==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === http://www.campin.me.uk ====
Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557
CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts
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Old April 10th, 2009, 08:03 PM posted to rec.travel.europe
Runge14[_2_]
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Why post that without permission ?
Yawn.

"Jack Campin - bogus address" a écrit dans le
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From the Footstompin forum on Scottish traditional music.
(I'm leaving it in the original fractured English, the guy
always writes like that):

Easiest Gig on ra Planet

Just back from the Rhine on a coach tour and our hotel
entertainer was a scream ,larger than life cross between
Hamish Elvis and a Beatle ,Favourite turns which are the
same every night of the season apart from changing colours
of oversize bra and pants he pulls from under targeted
ladies chair and goes into his Sex bomb routine in German
broken English then followed by Jingle Bells ON kariokie
which catches everybody out as its the unknown full version
and theres more . But the point is what an easy gig Why ?
because it is a free bar for the coach tours .nobody wants
to leave .

==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === http://www.campin.me.uk
====
Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739
557
CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic
fonts


 




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