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Old August 1st, 2011, 10:21 PM posted to rec.travel.air,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.california,alt.atheism,alt.security.terrorism
L.Roberts
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Default Gay man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

On Jul 27, 1:45*am, "Stanley Pavolish" wrote:
"D nk 42 " d nk@n gg t. rg wrote in message

m...





On 2011-07-26 05:16, DCI wrote:
On Jul 25, 5:45 pm, "( ` . *Qraig Chilton * . )http://
*wrote:
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco
International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down
by a male TSA agent. *Percy Cummings, an interior designer from
San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged
incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.


According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has
"multiple piercings on his manhood" which were detected during a
full body scan. *As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a
pat-down.


Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an
inordinate amount of time groping" Cummings, who had apparently
become sexually aroused. *Cummings, who has a history of sexual
dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent's hand was feeling
the piercings.


The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called
for back up. *Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.


A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case,
but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be
subject to arrest.


Homeland Security at it clarion call! Just because someone gets his
"gun off" does not mean they are terrorist.


The TSA agent was essentially raping him, and when he responds sexually,
HE is the one charged with rape.


**** the TSA. ***** Obama.


It's the queer's fault. *He should have exhibited better control.

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What? You're gay and you got some TSA agent trying to suck you off and
then you get busted for cumming in his mouth?
That's ridiculous!

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Old August 2nd, 2011, 01:18 AM posted to rec.travel.air,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.california,alt.atheism,alt.security.terrorism
Dakota
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Default Gay man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

On Mon 8/1/11 16:21, L.Roberts wrote:
On Jul 27, 1:45 am, "Stanley wrote:
"D nk 42 "d nk@n gg t. rg wrote in message

m...





On 2011-07-26 05:16, DCI wrote:
On Jul 25, 5:45 pm, "( ` . Qraig Chilton . )http://
wrote:
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco
International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down
by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from
San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged
incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.


According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has
"multiple piercings on his manhood" which were detected during a
full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a
pat-down.


Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an
inordinate amount of time groping" Cummings, who had apparently
become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual
dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent's hand was feeling
the piercings.


The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called
for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.


A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case,
but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be
subject to arrest.


Homeland Security at it clarion call! Just because someone gets his
"gun off" does not mean they are terrorist.


The TSA agent was essentially raping him, and when he responds sexually,
HE is the one charged with rape.


**** the TSA. **** Obama.


It's the queer's fault. He should have exhibited better control.

--- Posted via news://freenews.netfront.net/ - Complaints to ---- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


What? You're gay and you got some TSA agent trying to suck you off and
then you get busted for cumming in his mouth?
That's ridiculous!

I can't believe so many people fell for this spoof. How credible is a
site called deadseriousnews.com? A guy named Cummings ejaculated?
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basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are
fictional.

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Old August 2nd, 2011, 06:42 AM posted to rec.travel.air,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.california,alt.atheism,alt.security.terrorism
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Default Gay man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

On Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:18:21 -0500,
"Dakota" wrote:
L.Roberts wrote:
"Stanley wrote:
"Dank 42 "d nk@n gg t. rg wrote
" DCI" wrote:
On Jul 25, 5:45 pm,
LOWLIFE BIGOT, "BILL TAYLOR"
Posted this **FORGERY** -- "( ` . Qraig Chilton . )...



http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


[ ... ]

I can't believe so many people fell for this spoof. How credible
is a site called deadseriousnews.com?


Just as BOGUS as "Bill Tayler" -- the dishonest LOWLIFE who
FORGED that crap in a simulation of my name -- has any semblance of
a brain!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Submoronic Bigot, Bill Taylor, Regularly REMINDS
Everyone that He's Merely an INSECURE Little Dweeb

...as we see HERE, where Taylor wrote:

You came to that conclusion simply because I "BITCH SLAPPED"
your sorry ass, boy?


One of the BEST ways to spot a LOSER with a profound inferiority
complex is to see if they condescendingly call perfectly normal people
who are exponentially more "together" than they are, "boy."

It's a dead giveaway! 100% of the time. (Try and think if you've
EVER seen an exception to that.)

And just like Taylor, they almost always are too IGNORANT to
even realize they're revealing their weakness so OBVIOUSLY.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 




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