border difficulties solved with ak47?

ive had my fill of two-bit border types that try to hold you up and
hand out days in the country like they were their lifes blood.
in fact im f***ing burned out up to my teeth (much like the mummy in
the movie..)
what about just getting a djellaba and a camel and some weaponry and
starting out on my own for some REALLY independent travel?

screw these imaginary lines in the sand, i say.