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wearing g-string to airport
a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch
a recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and had to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next flight was FULL.... I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string when she goes through security and she should be fine. If I can I either borrow a friend's (plane), rent a Cessna, or drive. |
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"JA MORAN" wrote in message ... a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch a recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and had to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next flight was FULL.... I suspect your friend was telling you a big whopper (or your level of confabulation has risen well past the threshold induced by your regular meds). Secondary search with some sort of follow up, maybe, but "strip searched"? That would be a rarity even for theTSA, I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string when she goes through security and she should be fine. Depends on who is manning security.... If I can I either borrow a friend's (plane), rent a Cessna, or drive. Well, if you know as much about flying a Cessna as you know about TWA, I don't hold much hope for your successful arrival. |
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You can do anything you want to. As long as it's allowed by law. Test te
boundaries, give it a go..... "JA MORAN" wrote in message ... a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch a recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and had to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next flight was FULL.... I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string when she goes through security and she should be fine. If I can I either borrow a friend's (plane), rent a Cessna, or drive. |
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JA MORAN wrote: Ron, are you sure you didn't misspell others call you for short, MoRon? a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch a recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and had to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next flight was FULL.... I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string when she goes through security and she should be fine. Why a costly G-string when a D-string or A-string would have been less expensive and more revealing, assuming lady friend of yours is a violinist. I take back that remark! The advantage of the G-string is that she could play Bach's Arioso or Air on the G-String, or Paganini's Sonata for the G-string alone, or Paganini's Variations on the G string from Rossini's "Mos=E8" That should be as exciting as Charlotte Mormon playing the Cello topless on all four strings. -- Bob. |
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