Travelling on a plane with your wife or girlfriend?

sleeping to deep next to a frequent loo-goer is a sign of ... taking very
good sleeping pills ... next time say to him/her "i don't know what you are
on, but i want some too" ... assuming that he/she were able to get this
sleeping aide through airport security, you may be in for a "nice trip" ...

p.s. just because you don't have a prostate does not mean that it can not be
enlarged


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"4000 psi" wrote in message
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frequent trips to the loo may be an indication of an enlarged prostate

Oh, no, I'm in REAL trouble now ;-) .

Ditto! Is the prostate somewhere near my ovaries?


To keep this slightly relevant, I much prefer the aisle seat on long
trips like LAX/SYD, because I am one of those annoying heavy
drinkers...um, of non-alcoholic beverages so I can stay hydrated on
the flight. Always marvel at those folks who get through 15 hours with
nothing but a few cans of Foster's and some coffee, though.

The exercise you get walking to and from the loo is good for you, as
is drinking lots of water. I try to do all the right things on long
haul flights and still end up with legs cramps (but not DVT, I've been
checked out by the doc) - I wonder about these people who seem to
sleep the entire flight.

Speaking of which, the guy sitting next to me on a flight to Singapore
was so deeply asleep neither the stewardess or I could wake him. We
seriously thought he was dead until she checked. He finally woke up
and was most put out that he'd missed his dinner.