tales dead passenger

During a full flight between New York and London, a passenger noticed
that the sleeping man in the window seat looked a bit pale. Sensing that
something was wrong yet not wanting to wake him, the concerned passenger
alerted flight attendants, who soon determined that the sleeping man was
actually dead. Apparently, he had died a few hours earlier because his
body was completely cold. Horrified by the prospect of sitting next to a
dead man, the passenger demanded another seat. But the flight was
completely full; every single seat was occupied. Finally one flight
attendant had an inspiration. She approached a uniformed military
officer, and he agreed to sit next to the dead man for the duration of
the flight.

On Oct 24, 4:54 am, JA_Moran wrote:
During a full flight between New York and London, a passenger noticed
that the sleeping man in the window seat looked a bit pale. Sensing that
something was wrong yet not wanting to wake him, the concerned passenger
alerted flight attendants, who soon determined that the sleeping man was
actually dead. Apparently, he had died a few hours earlier because his
body was completely cold. Horrified by the prospect of sitting next to a
dead man, the passenger demanded another seat. But the flight was
completely full; every single seat was occupied. Finally one flight
attendant had an inspiration. She approached a uniformed military
officer, and he agreed to sit next to the dead man for the duration of
the flight.

Upon landing, they found he was killed with a Swiss Army knife.

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:34:39 -0000, Jim Davis
wrote:

On Oct 24, 4:54 am, JA_Moran wrote:
During a full flight between New York and London, a passenger noticed
that the sleeping man in the window seat looked a bit pale. Sensing that
something was wrong yet not wanting to wake him, the concerned passenger
alerted flight attendants, who soon determined that the sleeping man was
actually dead. Apparently, he had died a few hours earlier because his
body was completely cold. Horrified by the prospect of sitting next to a
dead man, the passenger demanded another seat. But the flight was
completely full; every single seat was occupied. Finally one flight
attendant had an inspiration. She approached a uniformed military
officer, and he agreed to sit next to the dead man for the duration of
the flight.

Upon landing, they found he was killed with a Swiss Army knife.

Also two meals were served and eaten.

Jim Davis wrote in
oups.com:

Upon landing, they found he was killed with a Swiss Army knife.

Wrong again. It was a bottle of mouthwash.


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