Avoid Edmonton Canada at all cost-Too True - You Could Be Next Corpse!! More!

On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:24:34 GMT, trauth wrote:

accurate info...a pregnant teen slain makes it the 34 murder in
Edmonton...
Also new possibility that the serial killer that dumps corpses outside
city limits is a doctor...
or a cop, judge,lawyer - someone connected to justice system...

Asterix wrote: nothing

Breaking News from CFRN-TV.

A rash of UTS is sweeping Senoir Citizens in Edmonton.
UTS - Usenet Tourette Syndrome is sweeping across the
city, and targeting ignorant old men with too much
time on their hands.

Dr. Edwin Girsch reports that these old men are just
sitting around their homes, when they suddenly jump
up and start pecking at their computer keyboards for
no apparant reason. They have an irrisistable urge
to crosspost excessively and repeat mindless babble
over and over again.

Extensive research is in progress as we report this
issue. The poster by the name of "Asterix",
"Mad Maxx", and hundreds of other identities
usually gets these attacks within 10 minutes
after masturbating.

Another poster, who goes by the name of "Top Poster"
seems to be obcessed with being under beds.
"Top Poster" is not posing a danger at this time,
due to the fact that he rarely is capable of
speaking more than one sentence at a time.
If you encounter this man, be very careful.
He may try to mail you his poop. He has threatened
to do this before. If you notice that he has
stinky fingers, back away and notify the
Edmonton Medical Center.

Edmonton doctors are standing by if needed.