Flatuence in the air

A friend just returned from a really bad flight.

She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter.

The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.

What could she have done in this full flight, as she obvioudly could not
change seats as she had the dredded middle seat and all other seats were
occupied.

Is she entitled to compensation from the airline?

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Is she entitled to compensation from the airline?


Of course not.

And you only get about 4 out of 10 on the troll-o-meter.

Bob M.

wrote:
A friend just returned from a really bad flight.

She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter.

The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.

What could she have done in this full flight, as she obvioudly could not
change seats as she had the dredded middle seat and all other seats were
occupied.

Is she entitled to compensation from the airline?


Entitled to compensation from the airline? I would think not. You 'd
have better luck bringing a civil action against the offending passenger.

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A friend just returned from a really bad flight.

She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter.

The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.

What could she have done in this full flight, as she obvioudly could not
change seats as she had the dredded middle seat and all other seats were
occupied.

Is she entitled to compensation from the airline?

Did she have fart insurance? If not, she's out of luck.

"Jim Davis" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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A friend just returned from a really bad flight.

She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter.

The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.

What could she have done in this full flight, as she obvioudly could not
change seats as she had the dredded middle seat and all other seats were
occupied.

Is she entitled to compensation from the airline?

Did she have fart insurance? If not, she's out of luck.

But now I can just see a whole new business opportunity
via those little machines at the airport...

Bob M.

wrote:
A friend just returned from a really bad flight.
She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter.
The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.
What could she have done in this full flight ...

She could have used one of those little personal fans.

"Rog'" wrote in message
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wrote:
A friend just returned from a really bad flight.
She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter.
The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.
What could she have done in this full flight ...

She could have used one of those little personal fans.

Planes already have overhead air nozzles. Aim it on your face, and that's
all folks.

On Nov 3, 4:23*pm, "Jim Davis" wrote:
"Rog'" wrote in message

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wrote:
A friend just returned from a really bad flight.
She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter.

"Ivan Skivar" wrote in message
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On Nov 3, 4:23 pm, "Jim Davis" wrote:
"Rog'" wrote in message

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wrote:
A friend just returned from a really bad flight.
She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial
farter.
The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.
What could she have done in this full flight ...

She could have used one of those little personal fans.

Planes already have overhead air nozzles. Aim it on your face, and that's
all folks.

This thread has got to be a troll.

I think so too, but I was on a flight about a year ago, and the guy next to
me had enough gas to take us all to Denver.

"Jim Davis" wrote in message
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"Ivan Skivar" wrote in message
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On Nov 3, 4:23 pm, "Jim Davis" wrote:
"Rog'" wrote in message

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wrote:
A friend just returned from a really bad flight.
She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial
farter.
The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the
flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat.
What could she have done in this full flight ...

She could have used one of those little personal fans.

Planes already have overhead air nozzles. Aim it on your face, and that's
all folks.

This thread has got to be a troll.

I think so too, but I was on a flight about a year ago, and the guy next
to me had enough gas to take us all to Denver.

Not so fast here. This is something I have wondered about every time I take
a long haul flight. Recently, I had a bag of chips and noticed how puffed up
it was when I went to open them. I figure that the air pressure in side the
bag was greater than the air presssure in the cabin of the plane, therefore
the bag looked overinflated. Why couldn't the same thing happen with gas in
the intestines? If the air pressure in the plane cabin is lower than in the
gut then the gas in the gut will expand and cause you difficulties. Is that
not possible? Of course, I try to take ample quantities of Beano, or such to
hold down the production of gas, but it is not 100% effective.