NOTICE: DON'T EAT AT CANADIAN RESTAURANTS

While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.

On Feb 9, 6:29*pm, Steve wrote:
While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 *I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.

Thank you for this, from the bottom of my heart!
John

"John" wrote in message
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On Feb 9, 6:29 pm, Steve wrote:


Thank you for this, from the bottom of my heart!
John

Which leads to this Question; Are you classified as a terrorist if you try
to board a plane with explosive diarrhea?

"Steve" wrote in message
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While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.
*So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people
to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant???? Do you somehow think this was
caused by the restaurant???? And by the way, did you pay the bill?

Best wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message
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While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.

*So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people
to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant????

Because that slop made me sick.

Do you somehow think this was
caused by the restaurant????

Absolutely.


And by the way, did you pay the bill?

Pay for the runs? You're kidding right?

"Steve" wrote in message
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Best wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message
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While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.

*So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell
people
to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant????

Because that slop made me sick.

Do you somehow think this was
caused by the restaurant????

Absolutely.


And by the way, did you pay the bill?

Pay for the runs? You're kidding right?

Bad food does NOT work that fast.

"Sharx35" wrote in message
news:rb6kl.10803$Db2.9189@edtnps83...

"Steve" wrote in message
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Best wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message
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While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.

*So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell
people
to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant????

Because that slop made me sick.

Do you somehow think this was
caused by the restaurant????

Absolutely.


And by the way, did you pay the bill?

Pay for the runs? You're kidding right?

Bad food does NOT work that fast.
*My point exactly. This sounds like a cooked up story, to me. My first clue
was knowing that Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC,
Canada, was NOT located in """Toranto""" !!

Bad food does NOT work that fast.

Yep, it generally takes several hours for food poisoning symptoms to
appear.

More likely you had intestinal problems due to the flu, and when you
had a meal your brain signaled your digestive system to kick into
action, with very unfortunate results.

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"Sharx35" wrote in message
news:rb6kl.10803$Db2.9189@edtnps83...

"Steve" wrote in message
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Best wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message
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While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At
Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had
to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****.
I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of
the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled
up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out
of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.

*So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell
people
to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant????

Because that slop made me sick.

Do you somehow think this was
caused by the restaurant????

Absolutely.


And by the way, did you pay the bill?

Pay for the runs? You're kidding right?

Bad food does NOT work that fast.
*My point exactly. This sounds like a cooked up story, to me. My first
clue was knowing that Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal,
QC, Canada, was NOT located in """Toranto""" !!

That WOULD be a give-away.

On Feb 9, 11:07*pm, "Sharx35" wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message

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Best wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message
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While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada
Tel: 514 866 1537 *I was recovering from the flu and was taking some
heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive
diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks
clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every
stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to
spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to
make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I
dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big
"BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the
urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the
restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and
walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other
employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up
my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of
her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained
on the way to the car. We never ate there again.

*So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell
people
to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant????

Because that slop made me sick.

*Do you somehow think this was
caused by the restaurant????

Absolutely.

*And by the way, did you pay the bill?

Pay for the runs? You're kidding right?

Bad food does NOT work that fast.


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