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Old December 20th, 2007, 04:46 AM posted to soc.culture.thai, rec.travel.asia
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On Dec 18, 11:34 am, Tchiowa wrote:

And your business failed so you gave up. Now you're unemployed.


No I am a retired millionaire , something you could only dream of
being.

Deal with it Mr. Sex Tourist slapped in the face by a katoey in
Pattaya , guess he also knew you were a punk.

No direct Taxi's to Chaiyapum this trip ?


Don't need them any more. I have a car in Thailand. And a driver. He
drives us when we go up.


Wife's brother and his tuk tuk ?

Did you buy that along with the rusty bike for her dad ?

Chump ;-)

And I'll still have my temporary residency. Which really burns you up,
doesn't it?


Someone who gets a 30 day stamp on arrival also has temporary
residency in the Kingdom


No they don't.


Yes they do !

Temporary, Definition: effective for a time only; not
permanent: a
temporary need; a temporary job.

You also have a temporary visa , meaning it will eventually expire or
need to be renewed.

Go Ahead and dance for us you greazy muther****er.

Temporary residency gives me the right to stay in
Thailand for as long as I want.


Bull**** , then it would not be "temporary" - get your lies straight
before you post here.

Or I'll keep ripping your asshole to shreds.

PR would allow you to stay here as long as you would like , but you
will never qualify for that - not available to sex tourists like
yourself.

I can even get the 2 year visa renewed
in country.


You just said you have a temporary visa and could stay as long as you
want !

Now you have to renew your visa ?

Maybe you should try getting a basic education so you can lie a bit
better , I'm sure you will not be the only senior citizen in your
local community college vying for that coveted associates degree ;-)

555

Again, showing your complete ignorance of Thailand. Also demonstrating
that you are lying about being a resident yourself or you'd know the
rules.


This must really be getting to you , ehh Fat Boy ?

Like I said before "Tee Cho Waaaa" , I designed my life much better
than yours.

Want to tell us about those pesky chopsticks again ?

What did you say before about them?

You still getting slapped around by katoeys?

Lumipini , you and I - five 3 minute rounds tough guy , you up for
it ?

Oooops. Caught again, aren't you? Too bad.


Not !

I already did. You've chickened out 6 times. I'll keep a running
total. Until you live up to the challenge that was made based on your
remarks and that you said you accepted, no other challenges apply.


I'll make a special trip up there but it ain't for no jogging around
the track.

You up for it Mr. Nah Hee Sex Tourist

Muahahahahahahahaaaa !!!

Bring it on tough guy......


I have. 6 times so far. I'll keep the group appraised of how many
times you chicken out.


Five 3 minutes rounds , Muay Thai - no gloves, headgear or shin
guards.

When do you want this to happen to you ???

You name the time and place and all are invited , hell - we can even
put it on youtube

Waiting for your reply .........
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Old December 20th, 2007, 02:07 PM posted to soc.culture.thai, rec.travel.asia
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Default Tchiowa = Duck Boy & Visa Delusional

On Dec 20, 11:46 am, wrote:
On Dec 18, 11:34 am, Tchiowa wrote:

And your business failed so you gave up. Now you're unemployed.


No I am a retired millionaire , something you could only dream of
being.


And living at the Lek? Yeah, right.

First you made millions on e-Bay. Then you made millions with Google.
Now you're claiming to be a retired business owner.

We both know none of them are the truth.

And being a millionaire is meaningless in the 21st century. I passed
the millionaire mark years ago. It's no where near enough to retire
well.

No direct Taxi's to Chaiyapum this trip ?

Don't need them any more. I have a car in Thailand. And a driver. He
drives us when we go up.


Wife's brother and his tuk tuk ?


2006 Toyota Camry 2.4. Driver is a professional from a local
contracting service in Bangkok.

Oooops.

And I'll still have my temporary residency. Which really burns you up,
doesn't it?
Someone who gets a 30 day stamp on arrival also has temporary
residency in the Kingdom

No they don't.


Yes they do !

Temporary, Definition: effective for a time only; not
permanent: a
temporary need; a temporary job.

You also have a temporary visa , meaning it will eventually expire or
need to be renewed.


Point is residency. Read the Thai visa laws. Too bad you understand so
little.

Temporary residency gives me the right to stay in
Thailand for as long as I want.


Bull**** , then it would not be "temporary" - get your lies straight
before you post here.


I can stay in Thailand for 2 years and not leave if I don't want to.
Plus I can renew the visa in Thailand. Thus I can stay as long as I
want.

Learn Thai visa laws. Buy a book and read it on your next visa run.

I already did. You've chickened out 6 times. I'll keep a running
total. Until you live up to the challenge that was made based on your
remarks and that you said you accepted, no other challenges apply.


I'll make a special trip up there but it ain't for no jogging around
the track.


Then you fail the challenge. You mocked my running so I challenged you
to prove you're better at it. You talked big. Now you're backing down.

At least you're consistent.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 02:46 PM posted to soc.culture.thai, rec.travel.asia
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On Dec 20, 9:07 pm, Tchiowa wrote:


And living at the Lek? Yeah, right.



For about the 10th time , where is your proof that I live at the Lek ?

More repetitive drivel from Mr. Sex Tourist who got bitch slapped by
a katoey in Pattaya ;-)

Didn't you also write about the time your wife broke someones arm ?

Can you pull that one from the archives.


Classy folks.



First you made millions on e-Bay. Then you made millions with Google.
Now you're claiming to be a retired business owner.

We both know none of them are the truth.



Stings Ehh ? you're still checking time at close to 60 and were never
bright enough to retire early like the more successful people around
you.


Deal With It.




And being a millionaire is meaningless in the 21st century. I passed
the millionaire mark years ago. It's no where near enough to retire
well.


Muahahaahhaahahaaa !!!!!


I also past the mark years ago and my mark unlike yours was fact and
not fiction.

And yes it is more than enough to retire well with , but you're not
retired so how would you even know ?


More BS coming from your mouth.




2006 Toyota Camry 2.4. Driver is a professional from a local
contracting service in Bangkok.



Does he bring you around to go-go bars also ?

Or do you use taxi's for that ?





Oooops.


Poops !!!!




Point is residency. Read the Thai visa laws. Too bad you understand so
little.



Point is you blundered and now are trying a typical weasel move.




I can stay in Thailand for 2 years and not leave if I don't want to.
Plus I can renew the visa in Thailand. Thus I can stay as long as I
want.



and you think that you're the only one in that position in all of
Thailand?

You must think you were granted some sort of special privilege, but
you were not.

Stop trying to act important on a internet forum because it makes you
so transparent.






Learn Thai visa laws. Buy a book and read it on your next visa run.



I have no need for visa runs.


Sort of like you telling me I live in the Lek Hotel over and over
again , boring , repetitive and wrong.



Then you fail the challenge. You mocked my running so I challenged you
to prove you're better at it. You talked big. Now you're backing down.



I have not failed any challenge that I was never present for.



Name the time when you want to REALLY challenge me like a man and not
the obvious coward you are.

I have mocked you for more than running and if you have any balls then
here is your chance to settle our differences.


Make it worth my while.





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Old December 20th, 2007, 08:46 PM posted to soc.culture.thai, rec.travel.asia
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Default Tchiowa = Duck Boy & Visa Delusional

On Dec 21, 3:07 am, Tchiowa wrote:
Then you fail the challenge. You mocked my running so I challenged you
to prove you're better at it. You talked big. Now you're backing down.

At least you're consistent.



******This bloke really gets to you eh Titchy??????

You're much like Kramer you can't shut up even when you've been caught
out lying.

With all the weaselling you've been doing to this bloke lately it
proves that he's really hit a nerve and knows what he's talking about.

You just keep trying to defend the indefencible and making an even
bigger clown out of yourself than normal.

Deal with it son.
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Old December 21st, 2007, 03:57 PM posted to soc.culture.thai, rec.travel.asia
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On Dec 20, 9:46*pm, wrote:

same old drivel snipped

Interesting the way you ducked and changed when I proved my point
about visas. And about money.

I'm curious about one thing. You claim to have had a successful
business. But why didn't you leave it to your kids? Oh, that's right.
You don't have any. No wife, no kids, no family. Kind of the
definition of a loser. You will suffer the ultimate loser's fate.
You'll die alone. When you die, no one will notice. You'll be one of
those people that we read about that your body was discovered when the
people in the adjacent rooms at the Lek complain about the smell.

Then you fail the challenge. You mocked my running so I challenged you
to prove you're better at it. You talked big. Now you're backing down.


I have not failed *any challenge that I was never present *for.


That's the point. You won't show up.

Name the time when you want to REALLY challenge me like a man and not
the obvious coward you are.


Standing time. Same as it has been in the past. I'll be back first
week in January, so back to the same time. Saturday or Sunday 8 AM at
Suan Lum.

I have mocked you for more than running and if you have any balls then
here is your chance to settle our differences.


Your juvenile behavior and childish comments and stunningly dishonest
posts don't amount to "our differences", just your silliness.

I'm going to take Brian's "hint" and quit feeding you. You've proven
to absolutely everyone what a fool you are. You are trying to convince
people you're important but you still haven't convinced the most
important person in this debate, the one you're trying so desparately
to convince --- YOU. You know what you are, and so do I.

So I'll quit picking on you and you can continue posting meaningless
tripe trying to convince yourself that you're something other than a
loser. But I'll ignore them rather than continuing to point out just
how ridiculous you are. Maybe SCT will be just a small tad more civil.

But just so you don't feel completely ignored, about once a week I'll
post the updated score. Right now the score is:

Opportunities to fulfill the challenge and be a man: 6

Number of times I've shown up: 6

Number of times you've shown up: 0

I'll update this periodically.

Bye.
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Old December 21st, 2007, 08:44 PM posted to soc.culture.thai, rec.travel.asia
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On Dec 22, 4:57*am, Tchiowa wrote:
But just so you don't feel completely ignored, about once a week I'll
post the updated score. Right now the score is:

Number of time I showed up: 6
Number of Bar Girlies I barfined at one time: 12
Number of times I have tried to deny cheating on Mrs. Tchiowa: 209
Number of times anyone has believed a single thing I post: 0


I'll update this periodically.

Bye.


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Old December 22nd, 2007, 01:02 AM posted to soc.culture.thai, rec.travel.asia
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On Dec 21, 10:57 pm, Tchiowa wrote:
On Dec 20, 9:46 pm, wrote:

same old drivel snipped

Interesting the way you ducked and changed when I proved my point
about visas. And about money.



When I caught you lying ? and the fact is you ducked and made up all
sorts of bull****?

Nice try and failed spin. ;-)

So where is your proof I live at the Lek ?


Well ?






I'm curious about one thing. You claim to have had a successful
business. But why didn't you leave it to your kids? Oh, that's right.
You don't have any. No wife, no kids, no family. Kind of the
definition of a loser.



More assumptions ?


Of course I have a family and children.

But I guess according to you I don't.


More ****.


Is your world and reality really that fragile ?

Tell us about how your wife broke someones arm , pure class.








You will suffer the ultimate loser's fate.
You'll die alone. When you die, no one will notice. You'll be one of
those people that we read about that your body was discovered when the
people in the adjacent rooms at the Lek complain about the smell.



Brilliant ! , we can all see that this is your reality and greatest
fear - NO ONE LIKES YOU TCHIOWA and deep in your black little heart
you know it.


I bet the folks closest to you (you know who) are counting the days
till you drop dead from a Viagra aneurysm.



Then you fail the challenge. You mocked my running so I challenged you
to prove you're better at it. You talked big. Now you're backing down.


I have not failed any challenge that I was never present for.


That's the point. You won't show up.




I'll be stopping by to initiate my own challenge, do you accept ?

or you going to call the tourist police like when you got beat up by a
katoey in Pattaya.






Name the time when you want to REALLY challenge me like a man and not
the obvious coward you are.


Standing time. Same as it has been in the past. I'll be back first
week in January, so back to the same time. Saturday or Sunday 8 AM at
Suan Lum.




Like I said Fatty , make it worth my while.

But now you have run your mouth off enough that I'll make a special
trip up there very soon.


Hope your Man enough to accept my challenge .









Your juvenile behavior and childish comments and stunningly dishonest
posts don't amount to "our differences", just your silliness.



Sure sounds like a cop out to me ;-)

Don't worry if you sort out you little visa issues maybe Thailand will
let you back in once you can save up enough for a coach seat on China
Air.



I'm going to take Brian's "hint" and quit feeding you. You've proven
to absolutely everyone what a fool you are. You are trying to convince
people you're important but you still haven't convinced the most
important person in this debate, the one you're trying so desparately
to convince --- YOU. You know what you are, and so do I.


More simple reverse psychology tells us you are looking in the mirror
"Tee Cho Waaaa"

Tell us about you visa that nobody other than you has , tell us about
your vast wealth, your driver, your first class seats, your colostomy
bag , your five star hotels all the BS you keep boasting about while
telling other people they are either poor or visa runners and can't
afford a trip to Thailand.


I'll see you in Bangkok tough guy , better have your shoelaces tied
tight.



So I'll quit picking on you and you can continue posting meaningless
tripe trying to convince yourself that you're something other than a
loser. But I'll ignore them rather than continuing to point out just
how ridiculous you are. Maybe SCT will be just a small tad more civil.


Like your Boon Mee character on teakdoor.com ?


Sounds like you have accepted defeat.







But just so you don't feel completely ignored, about once a week I'll
post the updated score. Right now the score is:



Score is you better be ready to face my challenge , you may want to
take some Krav Maga classes.

Or put the tourist police on speed dial.



Bye.




Ciao !!!
 




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