Why do men read on the toilet?

"Lisa" wrote in message
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My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?

My theory is that women have muscles in that area that men don't, so it
takes a shorter time to go than it does for men. Women push, men wait. End
of story.

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"Lisa" wrote in message
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My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?

My theory is that women have muscles in that area that men don't, so it
takes a shorter time to go than it does for men. Women push, men wait. End
of story.

Missprinted

I'm going along with this theory too. It used to drive me crazy that just
when we were getting ready to walk out the door, my ex would start wandering
around looking for reading material so he could sit there "reading" for a
half an hour. I could care less about the reading part, don't find it
disgusting at all. But I do find the red ring I get on my heiny when I read
for any length of time a bit unattractive and baboonish.

In article ,
"km39497" wrote:

I'm going along with this theory too. It used to drive me crazy that just
when we were getting ready to walk out the door, my ex would start wandering
around looking for reading material so he could sit there "reading" for a
half an hour. I could care less about the reading part, don't find it
disgusting at all. But I do find the red ring I get on my heiny when I read
for any length of time a bit unattractive and baboonish.

Dunno about "unatractive" or "baboonish", since I've never taken a look
to find out, but I find that if I spend too long reading on the throne,
my dick falls asleep. Ever had your dick fall asleep? No biggie on the
process of getting to that point, but once it starts "waking up", holy
****ing **** does it HURT!
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SpaceMonkeyGleep wrote:

In article ,
"km39497" wrote:

I'm going along with this theory too. It used to drive me crazy that just
when we were getting ready to walk out the door, my ex would start wandering
around looking for reading material so he could sit there "reading" for a
half an hour. I could care less about the reading part, don't find it
disgusting at all. But I do find the red ring I get on my heiny when I read
for any length of time a bit unattractive and baboonish.

Dunno about "unatractive" or "baboonish", since I've never taken a look
to find out, but I find that if I spend too long reading on the throne,
my dick falls asleep. Ever had your dick fall asleep? No biggie on the
process of getting to that point, but once it starts "waking up", holy
****ing **** does it HURT!

And speaking of dicks, do you guys rest yours over the top of the toilet seat
while you take a ****, or just let it hang down below the rim?

Me, I just let it hang...

"Lisa" wrote in message
news:t5mn3055mu5gokemhv449seauupfomv4cu@news...

My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?

Most men do it because they find their wife unattractive and fat. Reading
helps them take the stress away from thinking about having sex with large
greasey wives.

In article , harry
wrote:

SpaceMonkeyGleep wrote:

In article ,
"km39497" wrote:

I'm going along with this theory too. It used to drive me crazy that just
when we were getting ready to walk out the door, my ex would start
wandering
around looking for reading material so he could sit there "reading" for a
half an hour. I could care less about the reading part, don't find it
disgusting at all. But I do find the red ring I get on my heiny when I
read
for any length of time a bit unattractive and baboonish.

Dunno about "unatractive" or "baboonish", since I've never taken a look
to find out, but I find that if I spend too long reading on the throne,
my dick falls asleep. Ever had your dick fall asleep? No biggie on the
process of getting to that point, but once it starts "waking up", holy
****ing **** does it HURT!

And speaking of dicks, do you guys rest yours over the top of the toilet seat
while you take a ****, or just let it hang down below the rim?

Me, I just let it hang...

Not me. Mine won't fit through the hole.

My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?

Several reasons.
i)It is a moment of solitute, just right for calm contemplation (away from
nagging women like yourself)
ii)because you are concentrating on the job in hand, your mind is totally
focused, so when reading something educational, you tend to really learn.
iii)Going for a **** is boring, especially the 20 min jobs the morning after
8pints of real ale and a curry.

My wife hates this habit, she will promtly remove all reading material from
the bog after I have indulged in a good sit down.
I really can't understand why anyone finds it so disgusting.

In article ,
harry wrote:

SpaceMonkeyGleep wrote:

In article ,
"km39497" wrote:

I'm going along with this theory too. It used to drive me crazy that just
when we were getting ready to walk out the door, my ex would start
wandering
around looking for reading material so he could sit there "reading" for a
half an hour. I could care less about the reading part, don't find it
disgusting at all. But I do find the red ring I get on my heiny when I
read
for any length of time a bit unattractive and baboonish.

Dunno about "unatractive" or "baboonish", since I've never taken a look
to find out, but I find that if I spend too long reading on the throne,
my dick falls asleep. Ever had your dick fall asleep? No biggie on the
process of getting to that point, but once it starts "waking up", holy
****ing **** does it HURT!

And speaking of dicks, do you guys rest yours over the top of the toilet seat
while you take a ****, or just let it hang down below the rim?

Me, I just let it hang...

I'm definitely a dangler, unless the toilet is one of those weird ones
little or no space between the seat and the water. Then I lay it on the
seat. Not much more effective at clenching things up than having yur
dick drop into what feels like a lake of icewater!
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 15:08:54 -0800, Lisa
wrote:


My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


To pass the time away. Considering the mundaneness of the activity
being undertaken, why NOT allow your mind to be distracted?

As long as we wash our hands afterwards, what difference does it make?

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My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


To pass the time away. Considering the mundaneness of the activity
being undertaken, why NOT allow your mind to be distracted?

As long as we wash our hands afterwards, what difference does it make?


Exactly.. when you pick up your book/paper etc, your hands have been nowhere
near your anus. Then you finish, put the book down, then wipe your arse,
then wash you hands. Your book is not tainted by **** covered hands.