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Aussie Pilot Found Dead in Airplane
Melbourne (Reuters)
March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. |
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Fly-by-Night wrote:
Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. hucking falarious, NOT. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines |
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"Capt 'Wild' Bill Kelso, USAAC" wrote in
message ... Fly-by-Night wrote: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. hucking falarious, NOT. Not funny? Where's your sense of humour? Paul Nixon |
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"Fly-by-Night"
egroups.com: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. God I love usenet. Best thing is, this guy actually believes he's scoring points! Bertie Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Capt 'Wild' Bill Kelso, USAAC"
: Fly-by-Night wrote: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. hucking falarious, NOT. Well, it is, but not in the way he intended! Bertie Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"khobar" sednews:FvmWd.80029$JZ2.5833@fed1read02:
"Capt 'Wild' Bill Kelso, USAAC" wrote in message ... Fly-by-Night wrote: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. hucking falarious, NOT. Not funny? Where's your sense of humour? Aww, another bruised ego heard from. Bertie Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Bertie the Bunyip" XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message 00.144... "Fly-by-Night" egroups.com: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. God I love usenet. Best thing is, this guy actually believes he's scoring points! For a basher, I actually thought that was kinda funny. He has some imagination anyway.....shows promise. |
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Capt 'Wild' Bill Kelso, USAAC" : Fly-by-Night wrote: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. hucking falarious, NOT. Well, it is, but not in the way he intended! Bertie yes, true ---------------------------------------------------------------- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines |
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"Limey"
: "Bertie the Bunyip" XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message 00.144... "Fly-by-Night" egroups.com: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. God I love usenet. Best thing is, this guy actually believes he's scoring points! For a basher, I actually thought that was kinda funny. He has some imagination anyway.....shows promise. mm, maybe. He's probably someone I sent off wth his tail between his legs some time ago. Bertie Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Fly-by-Night" egroups.com: Melbourne (Reuters) March 5, 2005 An Australian pilot was found dead this morning. Bertie the Bunyip was found by his Mother, a Cover Model for Crack / Whore Magazine. He was found in his cardboard 747 which he built himself in his bedroom. The Medical Examiner is turning the Investigation over to the Police, due to mysterious circumstances. "I don't believe that he could get his head that far up his own ass without help" He reported. Services will be held in the back room of the Walk-About-Creek Hotel. He will be buried in the famous British Airways "3 engine" plane. A BA spokesman reported, "After all, they both had an engine missing." He added, "Bertie - You'll be missed by none, fjukwit" Bertie's mother will continue to post on Usenet under her sons name. God I love usenet. Best thing is, this guy actually believes he's scoring points! You count *points* Bertei ? Collected Green Shield Stamps did you too ? How nerdy of you. Graham |
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