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  #11  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:38 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Tom[_12_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:37:51 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:36:55 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:32:27 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:04:59 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:03:12 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

I won't help you commit a felony and I have already given you sage
advice. don't do it.

Since I am in a holiday m00D, if I were to, hypothetically and for
academic purposes only, smuggle weed onboard I would stuff it in my
vagina.

This should work for you since you very much sound like a mangina to
moi.

Why such an obtuse asshole? Of course, I don't have a vagina and I truly
do not wish to mix my Sativa with my fecal orders.

LOL "fecal orders"? OK, Mr. Tool, then find an orifice you like OR stuff
it in your underwear between your pee-pee and your "fecal orderifice".
Anywhere *except* in a carry on or suitcase.


My capabilities to adjudicate a complex understanding of the task(s) at
my hand exceeds your nominative intellect. I summoned on the inpacking
well before your prior suggestives.


You did, did you? LOL

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?


Vaporize.


Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.
  #12  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:39 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Chrissy Cruiser[_3_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:38:40 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:37:51 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:36:55 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:32:27 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:04:59 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:03:12 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

I won't help you commit a felony and I have already given you sage
advice. don't do it.

Since I am in a holiday m00D, if I were to, hypothetically and for
academic purposes only, smuggle weed onboard I would stuff it in my
vagina.

This should work for you since you very much sound like a mangina to
moi.

Why such an obtuse asshole? Of course, I don't have a vagina and I truly
do not wish to mix my Sativa with my fecal orders.

LOL "fecal orders"? OK, Mr. Tool, then find an orifice you like OR stuff
it in your underwear between your pee-pee and your "fecal orderifice".
Anywhere *except* in a carry on or suitcase.

My capabilities to adjudicate a complex understanding of the task(s) at
my hand exceeds your nominative intellect. I summoned on the inpacking
well before your prior suggestives.


You did, did you? LOL

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?


Vaporize.


Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.


Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.
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  #13  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:41 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Tom[_12_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:39:56 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:38:40 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:37:51 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:36:55 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:32:27 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:04:59 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:03:12 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

I won't help you commit a felony and I have already given you sage
advice. don't do it.

Since I am in a holiday m00D, if I were to, hypothetically and for
academic purposes only, smuggle weed onboard I would stuff it in my
vagina.

This should work for you since you very much sound like a mangina to
moi.

Why such an obtuse asshole? Of course, I don't have a vagina and I truly
do not wish to mix my Sativa with my fecal orders.

LOL "fecal orders"? OK, Mr. Tool, then find an orifice you like OR stuff
it in your underwear between your pee-pee and your "fecal orderifice".
Anywhere *except* in a carry on or suitcase.

My capabilities to adjudicate a complex understanding of the task(s) at
my hand exceeds your nominative intellect. I summoned on the inpacking
well before your prior suggestives.

You did, did you? LOL

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.


Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.


Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.


Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?
  #14  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:43 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Chrissy Cruiser[_3_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:41:00 -0400, Tom wrote:

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.

Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.


Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.


Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?


I "make put" one of these, Mr. KnowNothingButt****.

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/
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  #15  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:44 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Tom[_12_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:43:11 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:41:00 -0400, Tom wrote:

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.

Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.

Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.


Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?


I "make put" one of these, Mr. KnowNothingButt****.

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/


Expensive to some to sum the reviews but not to Tom.
  #16  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:47 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Chrissy Cruiser[_3_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:44:31 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:43:11 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:41:00 -0400, Tom wrote:

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.

Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.

Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.

Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?


I "make put" one of these, Mr. KnowNothingButt****.

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/


Expensive to some to sum the reviews but not to Tom.


Then purchase one of these and when your through sucking down your dope,
toss it overboard. Follow if you deem fit. lol

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/vaporizer-reviews/iolite-portable.html
--
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  #17  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:49 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Tom[_12_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:47:13 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:44:31 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:43:11 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:41:00 -0400, Tom wrote:

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.

Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.

Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.

Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?

I "make put" one of these, Mr. KnowNothingButt****.

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/


Expensive to some to sum the reviews but not to Tom.


Then purchase one of these and when your through sucking down your dope,
toss it overboard. Follow if you deem fit. lol

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/vaporizer-reviews/iolite-portable.html


Finally, predictive solution albeit from one as nutty as squirrel ****.
I fear smoke detection.
  #18  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:53 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises
Chrissy Cruiser[_3_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:49:26 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:47:13 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:44:31 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:43:11 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:41:00 -0400, Tom wrote:

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.

Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.

Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.

Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?

I "make put" one of these, Mr. KnowNothingButt****.

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/

Expensive to some to sum the reviews but not to Tom.


Then purchase one of these and when your through sucking down your dope,
toss it overboard. Follow if you deem fit. lol

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/vaporizer-reviews/iolite-portable.html


Finally, predictive solution albeit from one as nutty as squirrel ****.
I fear smoke detection.


Mr. KnowNothingButt****, the entire idea of vaporizing your weed is to
/prevent? smoke but if you can't operate a simple POS equipment like the
Iolite, then bake you some cookies, strap them to your perineum and be
done with it.

For a "bright" mangina, you're truly a dull dud, Tommie.
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  #19  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:57 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises,alt.magick,alt.religion.wicca
Tom[_13_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:53:54 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:49:26 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:47:13 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:44:31 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:43:11 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:41:00 -0400, Tom wrote:

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.

Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.

Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.

Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?

I "make put" one of these, Mr. KnowNothingButt****.

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/

Expensive to some to sum the reviews but not to Tom.

Then purchase one of these and when your through sucking down your dope,
toss it overboard. Follow if you deem fit. lol

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/vaporizer-reviews/iolite-portable.html


Finally, predictive solution albeit from one as nutty as squirrel ****.
I fear smoke detection.


Mr. KnowNothingButt****, the entire idea of vaporizing your weed is to
/prevent? smoke but if you can't operate a simple POS equipment like the
Iolite, then bake you some cookies, strap them to your perineum and be
done with it.


This will suffice, I have learned perineal clicking from David Dalton,
Master Click-Clacker of alt.magick distress.

For a "bright" mangina, you're truly a dull dud, Tommie.


You must be one to adhere recognition to one, Ms. Cruiser. ****.
  #20  
Old September 1st, 2011, 04:58 PM posted to rec.travel.cruises,alt.magick,alt.religion.wicca
Chrissy Cruiser[_3_]
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Default Taking Marijuana on Cruise

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:57:11 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:53:54 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:49:26 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:47:13 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:44:31 -0400, Tom wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:43:11 -0400, Chrissy Cruiser wrote:

On Thu, 1 Sep 2011 11:41:00 -0400, Tom wrote:

Once embarked, any suggestives that do not include the ramblings of an
idiot?

Vaporize.

Nice to have engaged you then. NOT.

Not you, the weed, fer Chrissakes, I thought you claimed to be
brilliant.

Does the Sun require exclaiming it is yellow?

What vapours do you make put?

I "make put" one of these, Mr. KnowNothingButt****.

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/

Expensive to some to sum the reviews but not to Tom.

Then purchase one of these and when your through sucking down your dope,
toss it overboard. Follow if you deem fit. lol

http://marijuanavaporizer.com/vaporizer-reviews/iolite-portable.html

Finally, predictive solution albeit from one as nutty as squirrel ****.
I fear smoke detection.


Mr. KnowNothingButt****, the entire idea of vaporizing your weed is to
/prevent? smoke but if you can't operate a simple POS equipment like the
Iolite, then bake you some cookies, strap them to your perineum and be
done with it.


This will suffice, I have learned perineal clicking from David Dalton,
Master Click-Clacker of alt.magick distress.

For a "bright" mangina, you're truly a dull dud, Tommie.


You must be one to adhere recognition to one, Ms. Cruiser. ****.


LOL Happy Trails, Tommie, give us a shout when you have hit the
cellblock, you sto0piD dopeHead.
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