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Qantas Cabin Crew or Pampered Celebrities?
Malcolm Weir wrote in message . ..
On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 21:07:25 +0800, Hunter1 wrote: I used to set nav stations in the Timor sea, Arafura sea, Monte Bellos, Nullarbor etc.etc.etc. and spend up to 6 months at a time out there, we got 2 days "offtime" for every 7 straight we worked. We lived in tents with little fridges and generally lived on tinned food between the 2 monthly supply runs where we'd actually get a week or two of fresh food. And our industry (nav for oil) generated a **** of a lot more money for Australia than you guys do at a guess. Let me put it this way, my heart bleeds for you. Well done and I think you did a splendid job. I to started my working life doing somthing very similar working on a sheep station out of Mrble Bar, WA. Spent many motnhs sleeping on the ground in droving camps all for 6 pounds a week. However you are compareing eggs with apples. And totaly off the point. Cabin Crew are there for the saftey of the PAX in an emergency and Im sure that if you were on a flight with them you would want the crew tobe well rested in case an emergency evacuation had to be implemnted. You did not read my post properly if you did you would see that I left QF well over 17 years ago, so having a shot at me is a bit pointless. Wayne |
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Qantas Cabin Crew or Pampered Celebrities?
Wayne Lawrence wrote:
I to started my working life doing somthing very similar working on a sheep station out of Mrble Bar, WA. Spent many motnhs sleeping on the ground in droving camps all for 6 pounds a week. Yes, but you had an ample supply of sheep and nobody for hundreds of km around you to see what you did with the sheep. Flight attendants don't have that luxury. (Although FAs on Air NZ do have sheepskin covered seats to prevent them from feeling too homesick.) In fairness, the sheep in central australia are rather scrummy looking. Not as enticing as the white fluffy sheep found in the south or in New Zealand, unless you like to rough it up. |
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Qantas Cabin Crew or Pampered Celebrities?
Oh dear !!! Another Usenet loon for the thesis Sigh
"Sheep skin" wrote in message ... Wayne Lawrence wrote: I to started my working life doing somthing very similar working on a sheep station out of Mrble Bar, WA. Spent many motnhs sleeping on the ground in droving camps all for 6 pounds a week. Yes, but you had an ample supply of sheep and nobody for hundreds of km around you to see what you did with the sheep. Flight attendants don't have that luxury. (Although FAs on Air NZ do have sheepskin covered seats to prevent them from feeling too homesick.) In fairness, the sheep in central australia are rather scrummy looking. Not as enticing as the white fluffy sheep found in the south or in New Zealand, unless you like to rough it up. |
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Qantas Cabin Crew or Pampered Celebrities?
Reprinted from the "Qantas inflight magazine "The Australian Way" Jan
2004. Lion Hearted QantasLink Purser Greg Kahn (38) has been honoured for his extraordinary contribution to aviation security. The International Air transport Association (IATA) awarded Greg the inaugural IATA Aviation Security Award of Excellence at a gala event in Athens recently. Greg tackled a passenger to the ground during a QantasLink flight between Melbourne and Launceston in May 2003, when the customer moved suspiciously towards the front of the aircraft. Greg and another F/A were stabbed with two small wodden stakes during the struggle. One Passenger also suffered minor injuries. Qantas CEO Geoff Dixion says the airline is extreamly proud of Greg Kahn and the professional way he handled the situation. "Mr Kahn displayed extraodinary bravery and courage and his actions were crucial in protecting the aircraft the passengers and the crew on board." Dixon says. "We are delighted that the IATA has chosen to acknowledge Greg in this way." End story. If you want to bring yourself uptodate with what happened you will find all the links to the event here. http://groups.msn.com/QANTASCabinCre...30044797131614 Wayne Webmaster (Ex Qantas Aircrew Community) http://www.eqccc.ht.st/ |
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J F on sex with sheep
Sheep skin (JF Mezei) trolled:
Wayne Lawrence wrote: I to started my working life doing somthing very similar working on a sheep station out of Mrble Bar, WA. Spent many motnhs sleeping on the ground in droving camps all for 6 pounds a week. Yes, but you had an ample supply of sheep and nobody for hundreds of km around you to see what you did with the sheep. Flight attendants don't have that luxury. (Although FAs on Air NZ do have sheepskin covered seats to prevent them from feeling too homesick.) In fairness, the sheep in central australia are rather scrummy looking. Not as enticing as the white fluffy sheep found in the south or in New Zealand, unless you like to rough it up. Ah yes, here we see Mezei indulging another one of his favorite fantasies, sex with sheep. ==================== THE JF MEZEI FAQ ==================== 1. Who is JF Mezei? Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also one of the longest running trolls in usenet history. 2. How long has he been trolling? For well over a decade. 3. Where does he live? Jean-Francois Mezei 86 Harwood Gate Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3 (514) 695-8259 4. What makes him such a malicious troll? His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades your newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day out, every day of the year, for years and years on end. He does not listen to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does not pay attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his ears closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you say!" 5. What does he troll about? His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a USA-bashing fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start making lewd posts. 6. What does he hate about the USA? Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a happier, better, more successful version of their country and they can't stand it. Some of JF's favorite troll bait is "the Bush regime", "the Bush-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are stupid" etc. 7. What about his sexual trolling? Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre. Among his favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's genitalia, sex toys, circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of course) ... the list is endless. 8. Circumcision??? Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes to insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in most of the world. Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time, he was psychologically scarred (so he claims). As soon as he could he arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a free willy. His main argument is how much better he was able to masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin" getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in life to spread the circumcision gospel. 9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of freaky. Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the subjects dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially little boy's foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls' hymens. He is also a tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught to masturbate early on so that they don't grow up "sexually repressed like Americans". He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their little boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their little boys' penises. 10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute! Are you sure about all this stuff? Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a decade full of Mezei trolling in there. 11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the time like all trolls do? Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known trolling aliases. 12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he work? Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a grown man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the newsgroups all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in his bike. 13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something? Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never got past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow. 14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about them, is that true? Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker room. He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has seen in locker rooms over the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins. He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is left if they have been circumcised. He gets extremely excited when he spots a case of phimosis. 15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an insane asylum! Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil hat world where others are out to get him. The key to understanding JF is that he sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world is out to get him, especially the USA. Victimhood is what JF is all about. What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail system was "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut, spotting trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard like a good freak. Then he turned his attention to aviation. Major events that made him fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil). So paranoid is he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover up the Air Canada markings. He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of the crash investigation. He has never recovered from this. 16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him! His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken seriously for decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and social dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax days of yore. It's really pathetic! 17. Where else does he hang out? can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he's so famous for. But they ran him off that group and he had to go crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking his wounds. 18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn't troll. Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so he slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling activities from them so they won't find out what a major netkook he is. 19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of psycho he is! Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while you're at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too. And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and news.admin.net-abuse.usenet. 20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address? Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to: And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups, email it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or Canada, etc. *** APPENDIX *** List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the years. This is only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to compile a full list. [nospam] nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody Sheep skin snowy squirrel Conspiracy Theory Lou Raccoon Flapping Labias Throbbing vulva Twin Gonads Loose Scrotum Raised Organ Popped Cherry Monica Lewinski Deep Fried Foreskin Aroma of Smegma Wet fart Pubic dandruff Voluptuous Nipple Inserted Finger Pubic Nair Flatulent Meatus Lihk Mhygroin Pre Khum Phi Mosis Bal Anatis Fren Ullum Ivanna Getlaid Ivanna Wankalot Ivanna Umpalot Wan Tnoneofit Wan Itbad Wan Towank Wan Tolik Testos Terone Upper Gonad Right Gonad Left Gonad Tyson's Glands Nose Hair Coronal Sulcus Corpus Cavernus Armpit moisture Onani Room Arnie's Banana Raised eyebrows Vas Deferens Naked Canuck Arni's socks Notable Exception Unpopped Cherry Tatooed Ovaries Pierced eyelid Limp Tomato Eggplant Earrings Banana Underpants Naval Lint Ingrown Toenail Empty Stomach Full Stomach Smelly Cat Torn Ligament Art Tistic Furry Raccoon Wet Racoon Mad Racoon Lazy Racoon Eaten Racoon Happy Raccoon Sleeping Racoon Hungry Racoon Horny Raccoon Smart Raccoon George W Raccoon Ronald McRaccoon Thirsty Raccoon Johnny Raccoon Oshi Santo Oishi Chinko T.Yellow Q Borg Queen Ronald Wilkerson John Balterman *DISTRIBUTE FREELY* *DISTRIBUTE FREELY* *DISTRIBUTE FREELY* |
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J F on sex with sheep
Sheep skin (JF Mezei) trolled:
Wayne Lawrence wrote: I to started my working life doing somthing very similar working on a sheep station out of Mrble Bar, WA. Spent many motnhs sleeping on the ground in droving camps all for 6 pounds a week. Yes, but you had an ample supply of sheep and nobody for hundreds of km around you to see what you did with the sheep. Flight attendants don't have that luxury. (Although FAs on Air NZ do have sheepskin covered seats to prevent them from feeling too homesick.) In fairness, the sheep in central australia are rather scrummy looking. Not as enticing as the white fluffy sheep found in the south or in New Zealand, unless you like to rough it up. Ah yes, here we see Mezei indulging another one of his favorite fantasies, sex with sheep. ==================== THE JF MEZEI FAQ ==================== 1. Who is JF Mezei? Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever hit rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also one of the longest running trolls in usenet history. 2. How long has he been trolling? For well over a decade. 3. Where does he live? Jean-Francois Mezei 86 Harwood Gate Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3 (514) 695-8259 4. What makes him such a malicious troll? His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades your newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day in and day out, every day of the year, for years and years on end. He does not listen to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything anyone tells him, he does not pay attention when the misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just goes right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his ears closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you say!" 5. What does he troll about? His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it into a USA-bashing fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start making lewd posts. 6. What does he hate about the USA? Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have a visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a happier, better, more successful version of their country and they can't stand it. Some of JF's favorite troll bait is "the Bush regime", "the Bush-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are stupid" etc. 7. What about his sexual trolling? Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre. Among his favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's genitalia, sex toys, circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of course) ... the list is endless. 8. Circumcision??? Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes to insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then. Apparently, JF was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor Hungarian immigrants to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was born, as is the custom in most of the world. Growing up in Canada where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time, he was psychologically scarred (so he claims). As soon as he could he arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a free willy. His main argument is how much better he was able to masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin" getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in life to spread the circumcision gospel. 9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of freaky. Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the subjects dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls, especially little boy's foreskins (and how tight they are) and little girls' hymens. He is also a tireless activist and advocate that children should be taught to masturbate early on so that they don't grow up "sexually repressed like Americans". He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their little boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit, proper movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems. Utopia for JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their little boys' penises. 10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the minute! Are you sure about all this stuff? Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a decade full of Mezei trolling in there. 11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the time like all trolls do? Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known trolling aliases. 12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he work? Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a grown man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and trolls the newsgroups all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in his bike. 13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something? Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never got past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor (i.e. "pull my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been able to outgrow. 14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about them, is that true? Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the locker room. He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has seen in locker rooms over the years, especially his unnatural obsession with foreskins. He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is left if they have been circumcised. He gets extremely excited when he spots a case of phimosis. 15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an insane asylum! Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin foil hat world where others are out to get him. The key to understanding JF is that he sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world is out to get him, especially the USA. Victimhood is what JF is all about. What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail system was "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut, spotting trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at the train yard like a good freak. Then he turned his attention to aviation. Major events that made him fall head first deep into the abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and their subsequent takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil). So paranoid is he that when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover up the Air Canada markings. He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of the crash investigation. He has never recovered from this. 16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him! His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken seriously for decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and social dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the good old vax days of yore. It's really pathetic! 17. Where else does he hang out? can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky computer groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he invaded the sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and trolled it relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap he's so famous for. But they ran him off that group and he had to go crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking his wounds. 18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and doesn't troll. Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so he slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he respects comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his trolling activities from them so they won't find out what a major netkook he is. 19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind of psycho he is! Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while you're at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido too. And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and news.admin.net-abuse.usenet. 20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address? Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts to: And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups, email it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to newspapers and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do with Montreal or Canada, etc. *** APPENDIX *** List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the years. This is only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to compile a full list. [nospam] nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody Sheep skin snowy squirrel Conspiracy Theory Lou Raccoon Flapping Labias Throbbing vulva Twin Gonads Loose Scrotum Raised Organ Popped Cherry Monica Lewinski Deep Fried Foreskin Aroma of Smegma Wet fart Pubic dandruff Voluptuous Nipple Inserted Finger Pubic Nair Flatulent Meatus Lihk Mhygroin Pre Khum Phi Mosis Bal Anatis Fren Ullum Ivanna Getlaid Ivanna Wankalot Ivanna Umpalot Wan Tnoneofit Wan Itbad Wan Towank Wan Tolik Testos Terone Upper Gonad Right Gonad Left Gonad Tyson's Glands Nose Hair Coronal Sulcus Corpus Cavernus Armpit moisture Onani Room Arnie's Banana Raised eyebrows Vas Deferens Naked Canuck Arni's socks Notable Exception Unpopped Cherry Tatooed Ovaries Pierced eyelid Limp Tomato Eggplant Earrings Banana Underpants Naval Lint Ingrown Toenail Empty Stomach Full Stomach Smelly Cat Torn Ligament Art Tistic Furry Raccoon Wet Racoon Mad Racoon Lazy Racoon Eaten Racoon Happy Raccoon Sleeping Racoon Hungry Racoon Horny Raccoon Smart Raccoon George W Raccoon Ronald McRaccoon Thirsty Raccoon Johnny Raccoon Oshi Santo Oishi Chinko T.Yellow Q Borg Queen Ronald Wilkerson John Balterman *DISTRIBUTE FREELY* *DISTRIBUTE FREELY* *DISTRIBUTE FREELY* |
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J F on sex with sheep
all night. In his free time when he isn't trolling he likes to ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the planes down the runway in his bike. Pierre Elliot Trudeau International Airport, if you please. |
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