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Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010
Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010
Utah has to be the most retarded place on earth. I thought Texas was retarded enough when I lived there, but Utah takes it to a whole new level. California is fun because it is so diverse. Utah is the exact opposite of diverse, and is about as much fun as a root canal on acid. San Francisco is the most multicultural city in the country, and Provo is the anti-San Francisco. Some people criticize diversity, but if you want to know what life is like without it, come to Utah. There is no diversity or multiculturalism here. Everything and everyone is exactly the same, every day is exactly the same. Sometimes I wonder if this might be purgatory, the mythical place between heaven and hell where lost souls go to spend the rest of eternity. The saddest thing about Utah is that it seems so representative of American white culture. Everyone looks the same, they all dress the same, everyone shops at the same chain stores in the same strip malls, the same Wal-Marts and Costcos dot the landscape, and the most sophisticated cuisine seems to be Arby's, Wendy's, McDonalds, and when they really want exotic, Panda Express. But even the whitest communities in other parts of the USA have some diversity of religion, but everyone in Utah belongs to the same religious cult, the LDS or Mormon church. There seems to be a Mormon church every few blocks, and sometimes I have seen two of them right next to each other. They are like public schools, you attend the one you are assigned to, there is no choice in the matter. The official symbol of both the state of Utah and the LDS cult is a beehive, which is appropriate since Mormon society is a collective, very much like an insect colony. As with other religions, devoutness varies widely, but a good Mormon lives for the hive, and like a bee, it is the reason for his very existence. Utah is rather like a science fiction movie. Possible comparisons include the episode of Star Trek where Kirk and Spock beam down to an old west planet where everyone acts like a robot and keep asking if they are "of the body." Kirk eventually discovers they are being controlled by an ancient computer. "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" is another good one, alien pod creatures that only look like human beings, or "Children of the Damned," with the sinister white-haired alien children. But I think the best comparison is to "The Stepford Wives," set in the fictional town of Stepford which is so perfect, everybody is so ****in' perfect, because they are robots. There is some ****tard who repeatedly accuses me of lying about my travels, which is one reason I'm posting this blog to the Usenet archives, with a timestamp which can be used as evidence. Further evidence are the following photographs with visible dates contained within, such as newspapers, electronic sign displays, etc.: http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-111436mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...1436mdt-z1.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...1436mdt-z2.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-120144mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...20144mdt-z.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-123343mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...23343mdt-z.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-114601mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...14601mdt-z.jpg More Provo photos at: http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...66/utah/provo/ |
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Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010
On Mon, 5 Apr 2010 14:40:14 -0700 (PDT), Dänk 1010011010
wrote: Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010 Utah has to be the most retarded place on earth. I thought Texas was retarded enough when I lived there, but Utah takes it to a whole new level. California is fun because it is so diverse. Utah is the exact opposite of diverse, and is about as much fun as a root canal on acid. San Francisco is the most multicultural city in the country, and Provo is the anti-San Francisco. Some people criticize diversity, but if you want to know what life is like without it, come to Utah. There is no diversity or multiculturalism here. Everything and everyone is exactly the same, every day is exactly the same. Sometimes I wonder if this might be purgatory, the mythical place between heaven and hell where lost souls go to spend the rest of eternity. The saddest thing about Utah is that it seems so representative of American white culture. Everyone looks the same, they all dress the same, everyone shops at the same chain stores in the same strip malls, the same Wal-Marts and Costcos dot the landscape, and the most sophisticated cuisine seems to be Arby's, Wendy's, McDonalds, and when they really want exotic, Panda Express. But even the whitest communities in other parts of the USA have some diversity of religion, but everyone in Utah belongs to the same religious cult, the LDS or Mormon church. There seems to be a Mormon church every few blocks, and sometimes I have seen two of them right next to each other. They are like public schools, you attend the one you are assigned to, there is no choice in the matter. The official symbol of both the state of Utah and the LDS cult is a beehive, which is appropriate since Mormon society is a collective, very much like an insect colony. As with other religions, devoutness varies widely, but a good Mormon lives for the hive, and like a bee, it is the reason for his very existence. Utah is rather like a science fiction movie. Possible comparisons include the episode of Star Trek where Kirk and Spock beam down to an old west planet where everyone acts like a robot and keep asking if they are "of the body." Kirk eventually discovers they are being controlled by an ancient computer. "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" is another good one, alien pod creatures that only look like human beings, or "Children of the Damned," with the sinister white-haired alien children. But I think the best comparison is to "The Stepford Wives," set in the fictional town of Stepford which is so perfect, everybody is so ****in' perfect, because they are robots. There is some ****tard who repeatedly accuses me of lying about my travels, which is one reason I'm posting this blog to the Usenet archives, with a timestamp which can be used as evidence. Further evidence are the following photographs with visible dates contained within, such as newspapers, electronic sign displays, etc.: You're safe. Nobody in their right mind would brag about going to Utah. You probably aren't in your right mind, but I doubt even you think that Utah is going to impress anyone. I've been to Fresno, you know. Would you like to see my slides? http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-111436mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...1436mdt-z1.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...1436mdt-z2.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-120144mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...20144mdt-z.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-123343mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...23343mdt-z.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...-114601mdt.jpg http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/a...14601mdt-z.jpg More Provo photos at: http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...66/utah/provo/ |
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Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010
On Apr 5, 3:45*pm, "5415 Dead, 548 since 1/20/09"
wrote: I've been to Fresno, you know. *Would you like to see my slides? I've been to Cambodia, and since you refuse to look at my slides, I refuse to look at yours. I also believe you are lying about having been to Fresno, since you've been too fat to leave your trailer in over a decade. At least I can prove I've been to Vietnam and Cambodia last December, and Austria, Slovakia, Hungary, and Serbia in October, all while you were sitting in your trailer posting rants to the Internet in your underwear. If anyone cares, 5415 Dead aka Bryan Zepp Jamieson is a ****tard who has been accusing me of lying about two trips I took last year, one to Eastern Europe and the other to Southeast Asia. Zepp seemed offended by a story told to me by a Cambodian tour guide which described the murder of schoolchildren by the Khmer Rouge - presumably because it portrayed socialism in a negative light - so he accused me of making up the story and accused me of lying about even having been to Cambodia. As with all subjects known to mankind, Zepp is also an expert on the Cambodian People's Revolution, and knows that the Khmer Rouge was benevolent, generous, kind, and progressive as all socialists are. Unpleasant things like genocide could not possibly exist in a socialist workers' paradise, so the Cambodians who remember such atrocities must be lying about it. Here is a selection of my own tourist photographs, a subset from my other Photobucket albums, which contain visible dates that correspond to the dates in my timestamped Usenet posts. This may seem obsessive, but Zepp has accused me of downloading "out-of-season stock photos" off the Internet. Just in case, I have included scans of my passport and visa stamps: http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/datetime/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/cambodia/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...ta666/vietnam/ And here are my timestamped Usenet postings from Vietnam: http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...34914f84?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...1faafd35?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...a6e28ae6?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...06a68846?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/rec.t...e77eedcc?hl=en |
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Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010
On Mon, 5 Apr 2010 17:15:33 -0700 (PDT), Dänk 1010011010
wrote: On Apr 5, 3:45*pm, "5415 Dead, 548 since 1/20/09" wrote: I've been to Fresno, you know. *Would you like to see my slides? I've been to Cambodia, and since you refuse to look at my slides, I refuse to look at yours. But this is FRESNO! You don't know what your missing, bubbles. I also believe you are lying about having been to Fresno, since you've been too fat to leave your trailer in over a decade. Now, you see, there's the difference. I'm secure enough that I don't give a rat's ass if you believe me or not. You just aren't important. At least I can prove I've been to Vietnam and Cambodia last December, and Austria, Slovakia, Hungary, and Serbia in October, all while you were sitting in your trailer posting rants to the Internet in your underwear. If anyone cares, 5415 Dead aka Bryan Zepp Jamieson is a ****tard who has been accusing me of lying about two trips I took last year, one to Eastern Europe and the other to Southeast Asia. Zepp seemed offended by a story told to me by a Cambodian tour guide which described the murder of schoolchildren by the Khmer Rouge - presumably because it portrayed socialism in a negative light - so he accused me of making up the story and accused me of lying about even having been to Cambodia. As with all subjects known to mankind, Zepp is also an expert on the Cambodian People's Revolution, and knows that the Khmer Rouge was benevolent, generous, kind, and progressive as all socialists are. Unpleasant things like genocide could not possibly exist in a socialist workers' paradise, so the Cambodians who remember such atrocities must be lying about it. Here is a selection of my own tourist photographs, a subset from my other Photobucket albums, which contain visible dates that correspond to the dates in my timestamped Usenet posts. This may seem obsessive, but Zepp has accused me of downloading "out-of-season stock photos" off the Internet. Just in case, I have included scans of my passport and visa stamps: http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/datetime/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/cambodia/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...ta666/vietnam/ And here are my timestamped Usenet postings from Vietnam: http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...34914f84?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...1faafd35?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...a6e28ae6?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...06a68846?hl=en http://groups.google.com/group/rec.t...e77eedcc?hl=en |
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Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010
On Apr 5, 7:18*pm, "5415 Dead, 548 since 1/20/09"
wrote: On Mon, 5 Apr 2010 17:15:33 -0700 (PDT), Dänk 1010011010 wrote: On Apr 5, 3:45*pm, "5415 Dead, 548 since 1/20/09" wrote: I've been to Fresno, you know. *Would you like to see my slides? I've been to Cambodia, and since you refuse to look at my slides, I refuse to look at yours. But this is FRESNO! *You don't know what your missing, bubbles. I've been through Fresno several times, most recently last April. I also have a few photos, which I will post when I get home. I also believe you are lying about having been to Fresno, since you've been too fat to leave your trailer in over a decade. Now, you see, there's the difference. *I'm secure enough that I don't give a rat's ass if you believe me or not. *You just aren't important. I'm more important than you, and my opinion on any subject is more valid than yours. You are unimportant - an ignorant whiny little leftard who is incapable of independent thought, reduced to chanting slogans fed to you by your Party handlers. *At least I can prove I've been to Vietnam and Cambodia last December, and Austria, Slovakia, Hungary, and Serbia in October, all while you were sitting in your trailer posting rants to the Internet in your underwear. If anyone cares, 5415 Dead aka Bryan Zepp Jamieson is a ****tard who has been accusing me of lying about two trips I took last year, one to Eastern Europe and the other to Southeast Asia. *Zepp seemed offended by a story told to me by a Cambodian tour guide which described the murder of schoolchildren by the Khmer Rouge - presumably because it portrayed socialism in a negative light - so he accused me of making up the story and accused me of lying about even having been to Cambodia. As with all subjects known to mankind, Zepp is also an expert on the Cambodian People's Revolution, and knows that the Khmer Rouge was benevolent, generous, kind, and progressive as all socialists are. Unpleasant things like genocide could not possibly exist in a socialist workers' paradise, so the Cambodians who remember such atrocities must be lying about it. Here is a selection of my own tourist photographs, a subset from my other Photobucket albums, which contain visible dates that correspond to the dates in my timestamped Usenet posts. *This may seem obsessive, but Zepp has accused me of downloading "out-of-season stock photos" off the Internet. *Just in case, I have included scans of my passport and visa stamps: http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/datetime/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/cambodia/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...ta666/vietnam/ And here are my timestamped Usenet postings from Vietnam: http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/2... http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/e... http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/1... http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/9... http://groups.google.com/group/rec.t...hread/thread/4... |
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Dankblog: Provo - April 5, 2010
On Tue, 6 Apr 2010 08:40:33 -0700 (PDT), Dänk 1010011010
wrote: On Apr 5, 7:18*pm, "5415 Dead, 548 since 1/20/09" wrote: On Mon, 5 Apr 2010 17:15:33 -0700 (PDT), Dänk 1010011010 wrote: On Apr 5, 3:45*pm, "5415 Dead, 548 since 1/20/09" wrote: I've been to Fresno, you know. *Would you like to see my slides? I've been to Cambodia, and since you refuse to look at my slides, I refuse to look at yours. But this is FRESNO! *You don't know what your missing, bubbles. I've been through Fresno several times, most recently last April. I also have a few photos, which I will post when I get home. Oh, I suspect you're lying about that. I also believe you are lying about having been to Fresno, since you've been too fat to leave your trailer in over a decade. Now, you see, there's the difference. *I'm secure enough that I don't give a rat's ass if you believe me or not. *You just aren't important. I'm more important than you, and my opinion on any subject is more valid than yours. You are unimportant - an ignorant whiny little leftard who is incapable of independent thought, reduced to chanting slogans fed to you by your Party handlers. *At least I can prove I've been to Vietnam and Cambodia last December, and Austria, Slovakia, Hungary, and Serbia in October, all while you were sitting in your trailer posting rants to the Internet in your underwear. If anyone cares, 5415 Dead aka Bryan Zepp Jamieson is a ****tard who has been accusing me of lying about two trips I took last year, one to Eastern Europe and the other to Southeast Asia. *Zepp seemed offended by a story told to me by a Cambodian tour guide which described the murder of schoolchildren by the Khmer Rouge - presumably because it portrayed socialism in a negative light - so he accused me of making up the story and accused me of lying about even having been to Cambodia. As with all subjects known to mankind, Zepp is also an expert on the Cambodian People's Revolution, and knows that the Khmer Rouge was benevolent, generous, kind, and progressive as all socialists are. Unpleasant things like genocide could not possibly exist in a socialist workers' paradise, so the Cambodians who remember such atrocities must be lying about it. Here is a selection of my own tourist photographs, a subset from my other Photobucket albums, which contain visible dates that correspond to the dates in my timestamped Usenet posts. *This may seem obsessive, but Zepp has accused me of downloading "out-of-season stock photos" off the Internet. *Just in case, I have included scans of my passport and visa stamps: http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/datetime/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...a666/cambodia/ http://s929.photobucket.com/albums/a...ta666/vietnam/ And here are my timestamped Usenet postings from Vietnam: http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/2... http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/e... http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/1... http://groups.google.com/group/soc.c...hread/thread/9... http://groups.google.com/group/rec.t...hread/thread/4... |
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