Variety Cruises

Who are they?

What are their ships?

Where do they cruise?

Gadget

On 6/27/2008 2:33 PM plucked Senior Frog's Magic
Twanger and said:
Who are they?

What are their ships?

Where do they cruise?

Gadget


Variety Cruises is based in the Catskills Mountains of New York State,
often referred to as part of the "Borscht Belt" .

Their ships a ms Nevele, The Concord, Mah-Jong Palice, and the Dirty
Dancing.

They cruise to Hester and Mulberry streets in NYC. They cruise to
Israel, plus they cruise to Old Miami Beach where you can get a good Lox
with a Schemer with a Bowl of Matzo Ball Soup and a Kosher Dill
Pickle...all served with a free spritz of seltzer.

In the main dining hall called Haddassa Hights is featured the only all
Kosher Gourmet Menu. By the Bleeny Mix Pool the Nosh Bar serves hot
Blueberry Blintzes, Bagels mit Schmeer, Bleeny Sauce flavored ice cream.
Menus to change at the whim of Bubbie the top chef. This happens
especially if she's feeling a little varclempt. The opinions of Tsidle
The Matchmaker are published in ship newsletter, "Read it already,
you'll laugh. It's good for you! Boy, have I got a girl for you, unless
you're a little bit fagela."

Retired vaudeville performers from the Variety Theater will get a
special deal on the Price! Also they will relieve a special piece of
Joyva Halva on their pillows at night. Anyone who has ever performed
in the Catskills may be on the bill at the Henny Youngman Theater,
unless pish-posh they died in "Variety" -- "The newspaper of course."

The Joan Rivers Spa and Botox Rejuvenation Center will be open all night
once we get going. The prices you won't believe! You'd think they came
from Gimble's Bargain Basement from back in the old days before Imelda
Marcos, oy that bitch, got a hold of it.

Tea not high tea or Coffee with gossip will be served daily (except on
the sabbath) in the Totie Fields Coffee Clatch Room. Deserts courtesy of
Entemenns. What do you believe that! All cakes and such are made by my
own little boy, such a catch all grown up, Moishe the baker. That
wonderful show with blintz of a girl Agatha, Viva Variety is available
for viewing even in the toilet. Money will only be converted to
Sheckles only on cruises to Israel. What! Do you think you gotta
schlep your luggage to your cabin? No! Retired former members of the
Mosad will gladly do it while searching for banned substances like ham.

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