How do you wipe - front to back or back to front?

bill wrote:
ftbbtf:


I always thought everyone wiped their butt from the front to the back
but a coworker told me she wipes back to front and so does everyone in
her family. They stick their arm between their legs and stretch it
all the way back as far as it will go then they wipe as they bring it
back out the front. Weird I thought, but apparently a lot of people
do it this way. Which method do you prefer?


Just do like the Europeans, they don't wipe. When you go to the
bathroom in Europe there's no toilet paper, just a hole in the ground.
You squat like a dog and do your business. Dogs don't wipe, so I
guess that's why Europeans don't either.

gRunge wipes side to side

Barnett the cheeseburgerman wipes on his food

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bill wrote:
ftbbtf:


I always thought everyone wiped their butt from the front to the back
but a coworker told me she wipes back to front and so does everyone in
her family. They stick their arm between their legs and stretch it
all the way back as far as it will go then they wipe as they bring it
back out the front. Weird I thought, but apparently a lot of people
do it this way. Which method do you prefer?


Just do like the Europeans, they don't wipe. When you go to the
bathroom in Europe there's no toilet paper, just a hole in the ground.
You squat like a dog and do your business. Dogs don't wipe, so I
guess that's why Europeans don't either.

gRunge wipes side to side