Ottawa...

Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the

children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman,

etc...

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet

and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all

his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley

with some screaming client and take do a trick with him."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the

other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny

aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "he plays for Ottawa Senetors but I was too

embarrassed to say".
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Daniel
www.dromadaire.com/cimetiere/english