British Airways

TOliver wrote:

Next she'll be wanting to ride in one of those folding FA seats (with the
lifesaving 4 point harness) adjacent to the exit door, so all she has to do
is simply board last, exit first or be bundled like a bowling ball onto the
slide after any unplanned sudden descent into terrain unapproved for
conventional landings.

If possible, reduced mobility people should be booked at a bulkhead
to give them a better fighting chance in case of emergency exit.
(Though I do like the idea of door-mounted ejection seats.)

--
Ken Tough

TOliver wrote:

Next she'll be wanting to ride in one of those folding FA seats (with the
lifesaving 4 point harness) adjacent to the exit door, so all she has to do
is simply board last, exit first or be bundled like a bowling ball onto the
slide after any unplanned sudden descent into terrain unapproved for
conventional landings.

If possible, reduced mobility people should be booked at a bulkhead
to give them a better fighting chance in case of emergency exit.
(Though I do like the idea of door-mounted ejection seats.)

--
Ken Tough

On Fri, 8 Apr 2005 13:42:52 +0200, Ken Tough
wrote:

TOliver wrote:

Next she'll be wanting to ride in one of those folding FA seats (with the
lifesaving 4 point harness) adjacent to the exit door, so all she has to do
is simply board last, exit first or be bundled like a bowling ball onto the
slide after any unplanned sudden descent into terrain unapproved for
conventional landings.

If possible, reduced mobility people should be booked at a bulkhead
to give them a better fighting chance in case of emergency exit.
(Though I do like the idea of door-mounted ejection seats.)

And where do you propose the baby basinets go, and of course those
travelling with said small children?

--
Cheers,

Jason.

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On Fri, 8 Apr 2005 13:42:52 +0200, Ken Tough
wrote:

TOliver wrote:

Next she'll be wanting to ride in one of those folding FA seats (with the
lifesaving 4 point harness) adjacent to the exit door, so all she has to do
is simply board last, exit first or be bundled like a bowling ball onto the
slide after any unplanned sudden descent into terrain unapproved for
conventional landings.

If possible, reduced mobility people should be booked at a bulkhead
to give them a better fighting chance in case of emergency exit.
(Though I do like the idea of door-mounted ejection seats.)

And where do you propose the baby basinets go, and of course those
travelling with said small children?

--
Cheers,

Jason.

A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
A: Top-posting.
Q: What is the most annoying thing on Usenet and in e-mail?

On Fri, 8 Apr 2005 13:42:52 +0200, Ken Tough
wrote:

TOliver wrote:

Next she'll be wanting to ride in one of those folding FA seats (with the
lifesaving 4 point harness) adjacent to the exit door, so all she has to do
is simply board last, exit first or be bundled like a bowling ball onto the
slide after any unplanned sudden descent into terrain unapproved for
conventional landings.

If possible, reduced mobility people should be booked at a bulkhead
to give them a better fighting chance in case of emergency exit.
(Though I do like the idea of door-mounted ejection seats.)

And where do you propose the baby basinets go, and of course those
travelling with said small children?

--
Cheers,

Jason.

A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
A: Top-posting.
Q: What is the most annoying thing on Usenet and in e-mail?

On Fri, 08 Apr 2005 14:31:05 +0100, Jason
wrote:

And where do you propose the baby basinets go, and of course those
travelling with said small children?

Leave them at home, they shouldn't be annoying us on board an airraft
anyway.

Dave

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On Fri, 08 Apr 2005 14:31:05 +0100, Jason
wrote:

And where do you propose the baby basinets go, and of course those
travelling with said small children?

Leave them at home, they shouldn't be annoying us on board an airraft
anyway.

Dave

=====

NSW Rural Fire Service - become a volunteer today.

http://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/

Roland Perry wrote:

In message , at 08:59:32 on Wed, 6 Apr
2005, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" remarked:

most of the aircraft I've been in have only two seats on the window
sides - at worst one would only inconvenience ONE person.


No, most seem to have three. Especially those smaller aircraft used by
people like Easyjet, that only have one aisle.

What's "Easyjet"? I only book whatever flies out of LAX
with the fewest (preferably no) transfers.

Roland Perry wrote:

In message , at 08:59:32 on Wed, 6 Apr
2005, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" remarked:

most of the aircraft I've been in have only two seats on the window
sides - at worst one would only inconvenience ONE person.


No, most seem to have three. Especially those smaller aircraft used by
people like Easyjet, that only have one aisle.

What's "Easyjet"? I only book whatever flies out of LAX
with the fewest (preferably no) transfers.

Roland Perry wrote:

In message , at 08:59:32 on Wed, 6 Apr
2005, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" remarked:

most of the aircraft I've been in have only two seats on the window
sides - at worst one would only inconvenience ONE person.


No, most seem to have three. Especially those smaller aircraft used by
people like Easyjet, that only have one aisle.

What's "Easyjet"? I only book whatever flies out of LAX
with the fewest (preferably no) transfers.