ETS Murder..Sue the City & the Cops!! Avoid Visiting AsTourist!!

Er, guys?

I know you won't pay one bit of attention to this; you're having too
much fun. But, the fact is, not one reader in a thousand of
rec.travel.usa-canada has the remotest intention of visiting either of
your slightly-beyond-cowtowns-with-light-rail. It wouldn't really
interest us much if you were to prove that either "city", or both,
suffers from endemic headhunting in the streets. You are, fergodsake,
Edmonton and Calgary, not London and Paris, not Athens ans Sparta, not
even Montreal and Toronto; and nobody much farther afield than Medicine
Hat gives a frozen fribble for your provincial animosities.

Just trying to put this in some sort of cosmic perspective...

Alan Follett
Hercules, CA (the bitter rival of Pinole)