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Old May 7th, 2004, 06:25 AM
Linsifer
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Karen,

This was FUNNY. :-) (below)

Lindsay

Said Shelley: "The training didn’t help. On Carnival, the average
age of my passengers was twenty-something. On this ship, the people
are more experienced travelers, and they are older. I spent forty-five
minutes last night helping a ninety-year-old woman find her wig when
she got back to her cabin a bit drunk. She insisted she lost it in
her cabin, but when we looked all over and couldn’t find it, we called
the purser’s office. We discovered they had three! Hers was one of
them. That never happened on Carnival. Folks got drunk, but they
never lost their hair."
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Old May 7th, 2004, 12:10 PM
Howie
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Linsifer wrote:

Karen,

This was FUNNY. :-)


Eileen once tried to help two women on a ship who could not find their
stateroom. Turns out that both women had mis-remembered their stateroom
number, and the number they gave did not exist on the ship. The really
funny thing about this was that it occurred on the third day of the cruise.

Howie

(below)

Lindsay

Said Shelley: "The training didn’t help. On Carnival, the average
age of my passengers was twenty-something. On this ship, the people
are more experienced travelers, and they are older. I spent forty-five
minutes last night helping a ninety-year-old woman find her wig when
she got back to her cabin a bit drunk. She insisted she lost it in
her cabin, but when we looked all over and couldn’t find it, we called
the purser’s office. We discovered they had three! Hers was one of
them. That never happened on Carnival. Folks got drunk, but they
never lost their hair."


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Old May 7th, 2004, 04:37 PM
Howie
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donnie wrote:

blow me, ****wit

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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:12 PM
Howie
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donnie wrote:

In article ,
says...

donnie wrote:

blow me, ****wit



Has your wifes insanity caused you to give
up on women and go after men or are you
just a closet fairy looking to get a little?


You're no man, ****wit.

Howie

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Old May 8th, 2004, 11:36 AM
Howie
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Lee Lindquist wrote:

On Fri, 07 May 2004 11:37:59 -0400, Howie
wrote:


blow me, ****wit



You're extremely close to falling into the boron category.


A compliment coming from you, bubba.

Howie

 




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