Airline crotch check

How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers
have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl
stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay.
You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I
like to stroke it and make them suffer.

You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big
bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer.


I imagine they do.

"dean" wrote in message
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How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male
passengers
have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The
girl
stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all
gay.
You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge.
Me, I
like to stroke it and make them suffer.

I'd have thought that your Mommy and Daddy would have checked your seat belt
already.

dean wrote:
How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers
have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl
stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay.
You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I
like to stroke it and make them suffer.

Yeah, I bet the laughter nearly kills them.

dean wrote:

How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers
have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl
stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay.
You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I
like to stroke it and make them suffer.


Context Lev 18:21-24, Lev 20:2-5,13

The rituals performed in Ugaritic worship involved a great deal
of alcohol and sexual promiscuity. Worship at Ugarit was
essentially a drunken orgy in which priests and worshippers
indulged in excessive drinking and excessive sexuality. This
because the worshippers were attempting to convince Baal
to send rain on their crops. Since rain and semen were seen
in the ancient world as the same thing (as both produced fruit),
it simply makes sense that participants in fertility religion
behaved this way.

http://www.theology.edu/ugarbib.htm

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Baal; Melek (D. V. Moloch, A.V. Molech) In several shrines long trains
of priests, distributed into several classes and clad in special attire
performed the sacred function; ... the immoral practices indulged in at
several shrines in honour of the Baal as male of reproduction, and
of his mate Asherah (D.V. Astarthe, A. V. Ashtaroth).

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02175a.htm

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"The same applies to the concept of an 'exclusively homosexually
orientated person.' This was a discovery of only 150 years ago.
Go to the Bible and it simply is not there. Often, people speak
of the clear Biblical teaching about how to deal pastorally
with homosexual people, but that is a real howler. The Bible
knows nothing of the existence of homosexual people. No doubt
there were such people in the ancient world and others would
have had the experience of engaging with them, but they were
blind to their existence as 'homosexually orientated people'
because they did not yet have the concept of 'exclusive
homosexual orientation' with which to order their raw
experiences."
By Dr Carnley is a Cambridge PhD, and Archbishop of Perth

On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:47:10 -0600, "Douglas W. Hoyt"
wrote:

You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big
bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer.


I imagine they do.

Waves of nausea and suppressed giggles!

ward

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"Does it ever amaze anyone else how little faith some
heterosexuals have in heterosexuality? It's supposed
to be this god-given human instinct that only the
warped and perverted ever stray from; but, it seems,
if we once tell our straight children a message
even as mild as "some people are gay, and that's
all right," that'll be enough to send lil' Suzy
into the arms of women forever. It's a wonder the
race has survived this long, really..."
Charles M Seaton (21 Dec 1994)
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Ward Stewart writes:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:47:10 -0600, "Douglas W. Hoyt"
wrote:

You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big
bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer.


I imagine they do.

Waves of nausea and suppressed giggles!

Come to think of it, if you are having trouble getting the last item
into your carry-on luggage, this suggests a place to stash an extra
pair of socks! :-)

"No One" wrote in message
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Ward Stewart writes:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:47:10 -0600, "Douglas W. Hoyt"
wrote:

You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice
big
bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer.


I imagine they do.

Waves of nausea and suppressed giggles!

Come to think of it, if you are having trouble getting the last item
into your carry-on luggage, this suggests a place to stash an extra
pair of socks! :-)
I got a jealous steward on a flight:-) when just out of Hong Kong to London,
he spilt my hot coffee on my lap instead of handing it to me.
Derek.

dean wrote:

How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers
have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check.

I really think you're having yourself on. The stewardess's have better things
to look at. And better things to do with their time.

The girl
stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay.
You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I
like to stroke it and make them suffer.

dean wrote:

How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers
have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl
stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay.
You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I
like to stroke it and make them suffer.

I have always been amused than when they announce "Crotch Check",
which they announce on every flight, that the passengers seems to
misaunderstand the announcement and think they are saying
"cross-check". Ha ha.