The worst thing to do.....

What's the worst thing you ever did on a cruise ship?

We've all heard of people taking home a "souvenir" towel, "forgetting"
to tip, taking one's own booze on board or making love in the jacuzzi,
but who has done something really naughty while on board? and what was
it?

Gadget

What is the statute of limitations on different actions?
Nonny

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What's the worst thing you ever did on a cruise ship?

We've all heard of people taking home a "souvenir" towel, "forgetting"
to tip, taking one's own booze on board or making love in the jacuzzi,
but who has done something really naughty while on board? and what was
it?

Gadget


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What's the worst thing you ever did on a cruise ship?

We've all heard of people taking home a "souvenir" towel, "forgetting"
to tip, taking one's own booze on board or making love in the jacuzzi,
but who has done something really naughty while on board? and what was
it?

Gadget


I once had a second dessert.

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What's the worst thing you ever did on a cruise ship?

We've all heard of people taking home a "souvenir" towel, "forgetting"
to tip, taking one's own booze on board or making love in the jacuzzi,
but who has done something really naughty while on board? and what was
it?

Gadget


I once had a second dessert.

Only once? That IS obscene.

I've gotten more phone calls on this one than postings.

The leading entries are as follows:

Daytime copulation standing in front of the ship's funnel (with ship's
logo as background)

"Special" treatments at the spa. (several)

Cheating on husbands by wives, with single men or ship's crew. No
husbands cheacting on wives on the cruise.

Lots of cheap *******s, smuggling booze on board.

Good luck!

Mine is neither nasty or obscene. In fact, it was very mild but
EXTREMELY painful. I went walking / jogging on the circular track, meant
for that purpose, barefoot and got severe burns / blisters on the bottom
of my feet that kept me in the cabin for most of the cruise. It was
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!!!!!!

Put lounge chairs for both my husband,and myself in a shady spot where
you are not supposed to sit,a little alcove near the little cutoffs by
the life boats.


cruise lover

The worst thing I've done is avoid the photographers, photograph the
photographs that they do manage to take to avoid buying them, and I
also take pictures of the photographers.

http://p.vtourist.com/3265136-Photog...s-Yorktown.jpg

Rosalie B. wrote:
The worst thing I've done is avoid the photographers, photograph the
photographs that they do manage to take to avoid buying them, and I
also take pictures of the photographers.

http://p.vtourist.com/3265136-Photog...s-Yorktown.jpg

In the gallery where the photographs are displayed, there are signs that
you should toss away any that you don't like. I've been tempted, but
controlled the urge. There were really some ugly ones up there. :-)

Ermalee

Ermalee wrote:

Rosalie B. wrote:
The worst thing I've done is avoid the photographers, photograph the
photographs that they do manage to take to avoid buying them, and I
also take pictures of the photographers.

http://p.vtourist.com/3265136-Photog...s-Yorktown.jpg

In the gallery where the photographs are displayed, there are signs that
you should toss away any that you don't like. I've been tempted, but
controlled the urge. There were really some ugly ones up there. :-)

LOL - I asked if they could cut my husband out of one (because he was
making a face) but they said no they couldn't do that - they'd have to
reprint it and charge extra. So I just didn't buy it at all.