Hotels Replacing Bibles With "Intimacy Kits"

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Somehow, the title of this thread reminded me that many of the hotels
in Utah come supplied with a copy of the Book of Mormon.

Possibly, but when we were in Salt Lake City for four days, six years ago,
the room we stayed in had no Book of Mormon. (Maybe we were lucky.)

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Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'

WorldNetDaily ^ | 11/15/07 | WorldNetDaily


Posted on 11/18/2007 2:10:16 PM PST by wagglebee



Hotel chains are removing Bibles from guest rooms, replacing them with
"intimacy kits" and adding "One Night Stand" packages as well as
"romance concierge" personnel to their offerings, according to a new
report in Newsweek.


And they are much more useful than bibles. Sounds like a good idea.



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On Nov 29, 2:25 pm, MarkA wrote:
On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:14:55 -0800, Sound of Trumpet wrote:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1927602/posts

Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'

WorldNetDaily ^ | 11/15/07 | WorldNetDaily

Posted on 11/18/2007 2:10:16 PM PST by wagglebee

I hope not! I just ordered a new batch of Bible Warning stickers from the
FFRF. I do so enjoy putting them on!

I always liked their "Gideon Exposed" sticker.

http://www.ffrf.org/shop/products/de...tickers&ID=ST2

Make up your own mind about the Bible. Read it for yourself.


Rich Goranson
Amherst, NY, USA
aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1
EAC Department of Cruel and Unusual Choreography

"MarkA" wrote in message
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I hope not! I just ordered a new batch of Bible Warning stickers from the
FFRF. I do so enjoy putting them on!

Sounds interesting - you have a link to share with us, I hope?

Bob M.

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:25:16 -0500, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:14:55 -0800, Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1927602/posts




Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'

WorldNetDaily ^ | 11/15/07 | WorldNetDaily


Posted on 11/18/2007 2:10:16 PM PST by wagglebee

I hope not! I just ordered a new batch of Bible Warning stickers from the
FFRF. I do so enjoy putting them on!

They don't have quite the same effect stuck on condom packets.

(Sound of Trumpet) wrote in

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Tens of thousands of Americans are protesting the trend, through an
action e-mail alert sponsored by American Family Association.

Presumably by staying home and leaving everybody else alone?

--
Bert Hyman | St. Paul, MN |

Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'

Compromise! Provide Condoms with quotations from sacred scripture on them.

Phlip


Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'


Compromise! Provide Condoms with quotations from sacred scripture on them.


Oooh! Great idea. Here's my suggestion:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like
those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


-- Ezekiel 23:20


-- cary

On Nov 29, 1:17 pm, (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
Phlip



Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'

Compromise! Provide Condoms with quotations from sacred scripture on them.

Oooh! Great idea. Here's my suggestion:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like
those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

-- Ezekiel 23:20

Wow. For most couples, that would be a total buzzkill.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net

On Nov 29, 2:51 pm, Bert Hyman wrote:
(Sound of Trumpet) wrote
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Tens of thousands of Americans are protesting the trend, through an
action e-mail alert sponsored by American Family Association.

Presumably by staying home and leaving everybody else alone?

--
Bert Hyman | St. Paul, MN |

Naaah. That thought never occured to them.
Ever.

PDW