Singer caught masturbating on flight

On Mar 27, 12:39*am, The Translucent Amoebae
wrote:
On Mar 25, 3:19 pm, "Pleasure Airlines"
wrote:





http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...jyaBWtDJ51rFUP...

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...009/03/elvis-c...
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

why is masturbation even illegal?
And laws against nudity make it illegal to be a human being.
why am i the only person on this planet that realizes this?- Hide quoted text -

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Fliers do not like stained upholstery..

On Mar 25, 6:58*pm, trotsky wrote:
tomcervo wrote:
On Mar 25, 8:19 pm, (Dennis M) wrote:
When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."
A bad case of jetlag?
More likely some good ecstasy-laced weed.

(Insert "joystick" joke here.)

Wait until somebody tells the poor son of a bitch that that doesn't get
him into the mile high club.

Maybe he wanted to "solo"? :Oo

On Mar 25, 7:08*pm, trotsky wrote:
Dennis M wrote:
When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

A bad case of jetlag?

More likely some good ecstasy-laced weed.

The guy just invented "sleepwanking".

High-jacking?